MissBehave

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  Making money off the dubs in the name of jehoobie!!!

  by kid-A in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yes brothers, you too can look like a "hip" publisher of the "good news" with your brand new kingdom ministry "leather accessories!

  whoo--hooo!

  http://www.ministryideaz.com/.

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  MissBehave

  For the love of Elvis! Greeting Cards????? Congratulations on another year of pioneering? Kittens and penguins?

  I'm on overload right now.
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  With the "new" DF'd announcement what do JW's elders say about ex-jws?

  by booker-t in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  with the new way jw's elders "kick" someone out what do they say when they are referring to an ex-jws?

  do they say "susie smith" is disfellowshipped?

  susie smith is disassociated?

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  MissBehave

  Like the Artist formerly known as Prince.

  Are you talking about "the unbaptized publisher formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince now known as Brother Prince but referred to in writing by the internationally recognized symbol for falling rocks"? That guy?
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  JW urban legends

  by Highlander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i remember very few of the details, of when, where and exactly what took place, however a few years ago i was told the story about three elders that were walking together and the middle.

  elder was struck and killed by lightning.

  the other two elders went to his house to help out his wife and discovered 'apostate' material in their home.

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  MissBehave

  I remember the story about a congregation building a new KH and they needed a truckload of sand but had run out of money. Shortly after a storm hit and blew the exact amount of sand needed onto the kingdom hall site.

  And probably into a neat pile as well. And on top of the pile there were probably some magic beans too.
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  JW Dating site snippets...

  by Lilycurly in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so, i received an automatic email this morning from a jw dating site i had put a profile on while i was still in.lol i was about to delete it...but then curiosity got a hold of me.

  (they even gave me back to password i had completly forgot.

  )lol so i logged on, checked out my profile...was very surprised that no where did i mention the name jehovah (like everyone did).

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  MissBehave

  having us be each other's seats

  WTF? Yeah, that was a really important thing I was looking for in a mate when I was single. Hmmmm...will he make a good seat?

  And I think this guy just needs a green card to come to America....

  she love the troh and jehovah

  shes humbel, happy and ...

  shes lhave good looking

  she have humour

  she whant be a whoman

  only for one man"
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  JW Dating site snippets...

  by Lilycurly in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so, i received an automatic email this morning from a jw dating site i had put a profile on while i was still in.lol i was about to delete it...but then curiosity got a hold of me.

  (they even gave me back to password i had completly forgot.

  )lol so i logged on, checked out my profile...was very surprised that no where did i mention the name jehovah (like everyone did).

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  MissBehave

  "I am a 46 year old brother. Raised in the truth, and still never married.

  And I still live with my parents. In the basement.
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  Songs that helped you through leaving the cult of JWs....

  by Sirona in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  tell us which songs helped you when you left....it might be something others choose to listen to.. one of mine:.

  "i don't believe" by skunk anansie.

  cold blood, broken smile that is all that i have to give.

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  MissBehave

  Dee Snider!!! Woo Hoo!!! 80's hairbands ROCK!
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  Songs that helped you through leaving the cult of JWs....

  by Sirona in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  tell us which songs helped you when you left....it might be something others choose to listen to.. one of mine:.

  "i don't believe" by skunk anansie.

  cold blood, broken smile that is all that i have to give.

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  MissBehave

  I was listening to an old Indigo Girl's album that I practically wore out in the nineties. And when I heard this song again I heard it in a ......

  wait for it...................

  NEW LIGHT.

  I had guards like watchdogs, dogs in a manger

  I could feel the protection, possession and anger

  And I drove out of there with no one behind me feeling funny and free

  All you pretty pretenders, negligent vendors, aren't you precious inside?

  I have no need for anger with intimate strangers and I got nothing to hide

  I laughed as I said it this is my situation

  It's not pictures or privilege it’s just self preservation

  I don't want you to feel any obligation; would it be so funny to be free?

  All you pretty pretenders, negligent vendors, aren't you precious inside?

  I have no need for anger with intimate strangers and I got nothing to hide

  We act empty and innocent but we are fueled by distortions

  (I remember you when we were shiny and new)

  of lives led in discontent trading misfortunes

  (now you guard your faith) cause faith is one thing that is hard to deliver

  (temper your speed) it feels funny being free

  All you pretty pretenders, negligent vendors, aren't you precious inside?

  I have no need for anger with intimate strangers
  I got nothing to hide

  I had guards like watchdogs dogs in a manger (I remember you)
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  Blessed Oh Jehovah - Prince to appear on American Idol...

  by TresHappy in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  pop superstar prince will reportedly appear on american idol to both coach contestants and perform on the hit tv series - in a bid to maintain high album sales.

  the notoriously shy star has just released his latest lp, 3121, which debuted at the top of the us billboard chart.

  according to pagesix.com, executives from prince's record company convinced him to appear on the show to keep the album at the top of the charts, after noting a huge spike in album sales when barry manilow appeared on the program earlier this year.

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  MissBehave

  I'm so sorry BumbleBee!!! But I have a sure fire way to get it out of your head...Sing this.....

  Ours is the god of true proph-e-ceeeeeeeeey. And the home of the braaaaaaaaaaave.

  I always thought trying to hit that high note on prophecy was like trying to nail the free in "land of the free".
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  Blessed Oh Jehovah - Prince to appear on American Idol...

  by TresHappy in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  pop superstar prince will reportedly appear on american idol to both coach contestants and perform on the hit tv series - in a bid to maintain high album sales.

  the notoriously shy star has just released his latest lp, 3121, which debuted at the top of the us billboard chart.

  according to pagesix.com, executives from prince's record company convinced him to appear on the show to keep the album at the top of the charts, after noting a huge spike in album sales when barry manilow appeared on the program earlier this year.

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  MissBehave

  "Prince speaks out in fearlessness, his is the god of true prophecy, what he foretells comes to be"

  Now I have to go puke after typing that.
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  STALKED II

  by general in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  as i was studying last night for organic chem the phone rang around 10:30 p.m. eastern as i predicted it would.

  when i answered it was my mom on the other end, again as i predicted.

  afterall, it was tuesday night, the night of theorcratic minstry school and the service meeting and of course i knew the elders were going to speak to my mom about the little incident out in the shaws parking lot.

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  MissBehave

  wow general.....you could rewrite that post and insert Gestapo for elders and it would totally work.