huh unc?.....antifruedism?...Even with a haircut I'm sure you still lookumm.....very nice.
Great to meet ya!
huh unc?.....antifruedism?...Even with a haircut I'm sure you still lookumm.....very nice.
Great to meet ya!
ok, i was giving one of those rehearsed skits during the ministry school meeting one time and i got the giggles..........seriously bad situation.
the lady sitting across from me forgot "her line" and it struck me funny.
the more i tried to get past it, the funnier it became.
Sparkplug.......that's the worst! I'm glad to hear your story though....I've been there girl! lol
Dont cut the hair....
ok, i was giving one of those rehearsed skits during the ministry school meeting one time and i got the giggles..........seriously bad situation.
the lady sitting across from me forgot "her line" and it struck me funny.
the more i tried to get past it, the funnier it became.
Yes OpenFireGlass......into the microphone. I laughed so hard I would've peed me pants if I had to (thank god I didn't!)
I can't believe that y'all don't have some stories.......ok here's another one.
As you might be able to surmise ..... I get the giggles easily....especially when I'm "supposed to be paying attention".
I went home to visit my dad 8 years ago and my daughter was 4 years old. During the meeting my dad was holding her and letting her sleep, which by they way I would have NEVER been allowed to do, but I understand grandkids are different.
So anyways, she wakes up a little bit during one of the talks, and wouldn't you know....she farts. I mean she really lets one rip!
I was shocked and looked up at my dad. I swear y'all, I would've been ok if my dad would've acknowledged it, but instead he was staring forward like nothing had happened.
The more I try not to laugh , the more I do. I had to leave the Hall, but the REALLY funny part is that each time I thought I was ok and came back in, I would have to leave again because it's all too damn funny to me.
ok, i was giving one of those rehearsed skits during the ministry school meeting one time and i got the giggles..........seriously bad situation.
the lady sitting across from me forgot "her line" and it struck me funny.
the more i tried to get past it, the funnier it became.
Ok, I was giving one of those rehearsed skits during the ministry school meeting one time and I got the giggles..........seriously bad situation. The lady sitting across from me forgot "her line" and it struck me funny. The more I tried to get past it, the funnier it became. Not only did I laugh.....I tried to recover and hold it in...........what ended up coming out was a horrible snort...(which actually hurt).
I got a "work on it."
I have so many of these stories.........somebody please tell me something...I need a good laugh!
shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!
when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!
better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!
jwfacts..........dry ice would make it do that.......kinda hard to sneak in though.
shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!
when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!
better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!
It's swirl, sniff, sip right.....?
hi, i am brand new to these forums.
i have been reading some stuff for a while from here and other websites.
i feels totally crazy being a member now.
lol Uncle....I'm a cheesy Walt Disney type of gal..my heart leads me.
I don't need to know the facts of why it's wrong to drown puppies....my "conscience" tells me it's better to kiss 'em.
it's really good to read stories of other people that have experienced some of the same things i have.
i haven't ever posted or even talked to another ex-jw except for my uncle who i have just recently started a relationship with.
the sad thing is that i am 30 years old and i am still struggling with the past....i'm soo sick of it.
Out of curiousity...what religion have you found if any?
I ask because I was so scared of stepping foot into another church for soooo long. When lightning didn't strike me down the first time I did..then I was worried of getting sucked back into something that was going to control my life again.
I found my own personal home in a first united methodist church because they encourage you to learn and experience other religions. They don't tell anyone what to believe...just simply provide a place to worship.
Nobody will ever be able to convince me of one "right way to worship", I believe there is only what is right for YOU.
hi, i am brand new to these forums.
i have been reading some stuff for a while from here and other websites.
i feels totally crazy being a member now.
Follow your conscience.
When I truly left, it had nothing to do with hard facts...that came later...it had EVERYTHING to do with my heart. If your heart tells you to stay then stay, but there must be a reason that you are here and questioning your belief.
My dad is a devout JW and I fault him nothing for that. He is not hypocrytical and he believes in it with his whole being. (bless his heart)
My conscience (which I was always taught to follow) would not allow me to be a part of something that caused so many GOOD people so much pain and heartache...point blank.