BorgHater, I just adopted a black cat named Bear! It was his shelter name; not only resembles one, but he makes distinct gurgly-growly sounds, too. Found that out on the ride home!
His Petfinder pic:
He reminds me of this famous poster:

Or this one:
Now, I'm a diehard Maine Coon lover, and found a young cinnamon beauty... but she was a hissing, snarling mess, attacking the shelter volunteers, other cats and visitors on three separate occasions. It's just pitiful that some miscreant maltreated her to the point where she's practically unadoptable. I wanted to be more than just a food dispenser and scratching post!
I also wanted a mature companion who had the capacity to love me back, where the "crazy old cat lady died" or the family moved, etc. After about 10 trips to as many shelters... I found him! Sugar Bear sauntered right up to me, extended his paw, and the second I looked into those peridot green eyes I knew: He is THE ONE.
Somebody showered a lot of love on my Bear before his incarceration, that much is obvious. We're so happy to share our lives with this older gent!
~Sue