Posts by ObservingTexan

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Lola's big mouth part 2

by lola28 in

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jw: lola how is your relationship with jehovah?.

jw: and then what?

me: i cant do that.. jw: what do you mean?.

ObservingTexan

You are NOT obligated to tell them anything. Whatever they ask, just brush their stupid questions aside. Roll your eyes and tell them you accidentally found some sites and mentioned it but honestly you'd rather spend time shopping online, etc.
Never admit to anything. Being honest will get you absolutely nowhere. Better to act like a dumb blonde and giggle about it than be honest.
Trust me, honesty got me DF'd when they had NO PROOF that I had ever done anything 'wrong' in their book.

With all due respect JTP..... it's your suggestion simply handing back the power to the mind controllers?

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Lola's big mouth part 2

by lola28 in

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jw: lola how is your relationship with jehovah?.

jw: and then what?

me: i cant do that.. jw: what do you mean?.

WE WILL GO TO THE MALL if you write the letter. It's a win-win. If, though, you choose to let the mind controllers do their thing I will have to do the only thing I know. Open that can of "Texas Whoop Ass" on you , Lola mi amiga. NOW, DON'T MAKE ME REACH FOR THE CAN OPENER!!!!!!!!!!

ps...... I'll buy you all the Victoria's Secret stuff an ex-JW could ever want or need

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Are there any funny stories in the bible?

by ballistic in

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i posted on a thread earlier that i'm sure jesus had a sense of humour.. i clicked submit post.. then i thought, yeah i'm sure he did but he didn't tell any jokes did he?

in fact i can't think of anything funny in the whole bible.. here's your chance to post a bible story that gets you roaring with laughter...

ObservingTexan

WHAT? This is the best you guys can do? Acts 20:9. A young man was sitting on a window sill and sunk into a deep sleep as Paul was preaching. He fell OUT the window from the 3rd floor and was thought to be dead! I'm sure they talked about that one for some time!

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Lola's big mouth part 2

by lola28 in

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jw: lola how is your relationship with jehovah?.

jw: and then what?

me: i cant do that.. jw: what do you mean?.

ObservingTexan

Why is it that when I read your name.... I think of Barry Manilow? Anyway, don't make me come out there and put on that wig and dress for the JC lynching. You want this to END right? It can END TODAY if you so choose. You can throw yourself at the feet of Brother Bozo and make things right... maybe... because you allow them to retain the power in all of this or you can exercise YOUR POWER over this situation and do the following.

Dear Brother Bozo,

I, Lola, have come to the very clear and distinct conclusion that you, the GB boys and the entire WTS are, how shall we say, full of excrement, i.e. shit, crap, crapola, BS, caca, feces, and poo-poo.

You have NO power over me. I, Lola, on the other hand, have ALL the power to resolve this situation. You DO NOT control me. My power comes in the form of a small, unassuming can of "Texas Whoop Ass". Shall we open said can and see what happens? No? Good choice.

From this day, henceforth, you shall NOT contact me, drive down my street, telephone me or attempt to communicate with me in any form or fashion. I will NOT allow myself to continue to be controlled by you or anyone else in this mind controlling Godless organization, henceforth, known as the WTS.

ARE WE CLEAR? I CAN'T HEAR YOU? Good. Now that we have this simple understanding you may consider me NO LONGER a member of your false and cunning scheme to deceive millions. I will no longer participate.

Sincerely yours,

Lola

CASE CLOSED!

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When you were an active JW would you have had this sticker on your car?

by ObservingTexan in

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i saw a car today that had a bumper sticker that said "i ".

considering what is taught by the wts about jesus would you have ever put a bumper sticker on your car with this message?.

ot........

ObservingTexan

I saw a car today that had a bumper sticker that said "I JESUS". Considering what is taught by the WTS about Jesus would you have ever put a bumper sticker on your car with this message?

OT........

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Lola and her big mouth, stupid, stupid and sooooo stupid

by lola28 in

i posted a little about this last night but i figured i would post the rest for you guys, this is the conversation that i had last night with the sister that studied with me.

she called me and wanted to know if i had plans for the memorial, i told her that i would not be going this year and the following is the conversation we had:.

jw: oh no, you can't miss the memorial, if you can't make it to the one in your hall why don't you cme to ours?.

ObservingTexan

Lola.......... I have to ask..... who is in control here? You or them? Their power is great, but your power is greater. You have the power of the pen..... write a letter.... disassoicate yourself. Be done with the mind controllers lurking at your door step. Stand up and be counted....... you CAN do what is right or you can let them control you. The choice is your. Now, go and kick some butt.

Or better yet......I'll come to you. Put on a dress and wig and show up to the JC meeting on your behalf. Forget the panty hose though. I'll show them what happens when we open a "can of whoop ass" down here in Texas.

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should I disassociate myself or wait to get disfellowshipped?

by Mrs.Congeniality in

my closes friend asked me today if her and her husband should just go ahead and write a letter of disassociation or wait to be df.

many months ago i talked with them about 607, etc.

all the things i was finding out.

ObservingTexan

What they or anyone else does in this situation depends on whether they want to CONTROL the situation or let a bunch of self-righteous, logs in their own eye fools control the situation for them. Personally, I say take charge. Write the letter and let the chips fall where they may. It won't allow the elders to exercise their love of power through the DF process.

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No Natural Affection

by misspeaches in

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i was talking to jh about this the other day.... this year will be the 3rd memorial i will have missed.

i've faded not disphellowshipped or disassociated.

to date i have not recieved an invitation to come along to the memorial for any of them.

ObservingTexan

15 "Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16 By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17 Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them. Matt.7:15-20.

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Inquisition scheduled for tonight

by greater_freedom in

i need some input on how to proceed with a scheduled meeting with elders i haven't seen in 18mo.

i have not attended a meeting in over 2yrs.

they sent a letter requesting my presents at 8:00 pm tonight.

ObservingTexan

The fact of the matter is I lost a 16yr old son in a car accident 5yrs ago this month. My 18 yr old was permently diabled from the same accident. He lives with me and is baptised. They don't ask or say sh.. about him. They love a good witch hunt!

Hummm.... and why is that? The common sense explaination that's based on scripture is that they are not from God. Matt.7:15-20..... 15 "Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16 By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17 Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

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Have you watched this video? "Jehovah's Witness Exposed"

by divejunkie in

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i kind of stumble into it, it's about 50 minutes long, very interesting.

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6861723185926041712&q=watchtower .

ObservingTexan

I just finished watching the video from beginning to end. EXCELLENT!