My most embarrassing moment was my dad finding - well I'll just give you the story. I am at my apt one day and my dad calls, he says, "Shay, we found something very disturbing under your bed." They usually go under my bed to get the sewing kit, so I thought it must have been underwear or dirty socks or one of my cosmo magazines. I said, "What did you find?" He says, "I prefer not to say, but I would like for you to leave this sort of thing at your house and actually, you shouldn't even own this." At that point, I was so confused thinking, what could it be. Well my mom is in the background yelling, "Tommy! Tommy, put it back!!!!!! Put it back!!! Don't touch it." All of a sudden, my dad screams to my mom, "BRENDA, HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING OFF?" zzz ZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ - THOSE Z'S SIGNIFY THE FASTEST SPEED ON MY VIBRATOR! I just hang up the phone. I come and get it next time I am home and my dad says, "We will trust you to take proper actions with that thing that is under your bed. Jehovah doesn't like that sort of thing and that is detesable in his eyes." Needless to say, its in my drawer at my apt. Hey, I get lonely sometimes too :)
You remind me of my older sister when I found a BIG dildo in her closet. She could not lie to me fast enough!