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  Why shouldn't I be a JW?

  by AirDuster in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  hi, i am brand new to these forums.

  i have been reading some stuff for a while from here and other websites.

  i feels totally crazy being a member now.

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  Go ahead and try it out .See you in a couple of years .Why ask us anyway ? You can read the posts.Jeez . By the way welcome to the board.
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  Photos of Australian Snake eating kangaroo

  by misspeaches in

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  i was prompted to post this in response to the other thread about the huge snake in australia currently going... thought you might enjoy these piccys!.

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  Why thats the cutest snake I ever saw.Cute as Miss Peaches.
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  Are all members of the GB American??

  by Frog in

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  2. friends

  in not...how do they get them permanent residency?

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  yuck
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  I'm gonna die

  by Jourles in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  well, that's what my wife tells me anyway.

  i just bought a new bike yesterday.

  i have to wait about a week and a half before it comes in, but i think i can manage.. here it is plain from the factory:.

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  SWEET--Can I die after you? I want one....
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  If Jesus had married and had children would his kids be God-Kids?

  by booker-t in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  how would trinitarians answer this question.

  if jesus christ had married and fathered children would his kids be god-kids part god almighty part kids?

  i am not trying to be funny but i am just wondering what trinitarians believe jesus kids would be.

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  They would not be jdubs thats for sure.
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  CO says: Pioneers sad; Ok to hit

  by doinmypart in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here are some more notes from co meeting with elders (i posted more notes a couple of months ago).

  each visit the co meets w/elders and discusses the latest policies from the branch.

  these aren't verbatim.

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  I will invite them in,knock them out,dip them in wax.

  Welcome to the HOUSE of WAX 2 : THE HALL OF HORROR

  Scene 1 : My God they all have stupid smiles on their faces,and whats with the book bags?

  Stand back I will look inside one.

  NOOOO!!!! Nooooo!!!! Run theyve got watchtowers!!!!!

  Scene 2 : Hey Im trying to read over here!!! Light up one of those jdubs so I can see.

  Who would do such a thing?

  A rough estimate.....lets see......about 4 billion people......how shocking

  Scene 4 : I was just upstairs and I saw a small child.He was all crazy looking and scared.He told me he did it.It was revenge for the abuse.

  See if he wants MacDonalds.I am hungry.

  Should we call the police?

  Nah....
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  YHWH - Ya'Wa' - revealed (Not Jehovah or Yahweh)

  by hallelujah in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  both the catholic and jehovah's witness anthropomorphisize yhwh, but in reality the word should be pronounced as yawa - or ya'wa'.. in ancient sanskrit, a short "a" is the default vowel.

  this is not limited to sanskrit but is a universal and generic default vowel and the most common vowel sound in most languages.

  the "h" simply means that the short vowel "a" is forcefully aspirated.

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  That may be the mysterious rebel yell.No one knows for sure what it was or how it was vocalised.

  YAWA! look at all those damn yankees
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  Graphical Pornography in the Bible

  by mike87 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  http://www.answering-christianity.com/ac10.htm#links

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  That link is to some islamic crap.You know their like jws but wear diapers on their heads.I guess the poster wants us to know about islam.We all know what middle eastern religions do for people.NOTHING.Just look how advanced they are.They should be able to build a space shuttle in about 3 million years.
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  Inquisition scheduled for tonight

  by greater_freedom in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i need some input on how to proceed with a scheduled meeting with elders i haven't seen in 18mo.

  i have not attended a meeting in over 2yrs.

  they sent a letter requesting my presents at 8:00 pm tonight.

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  Tell them&%$@$#$%^%$&*&^%$& and ignore them they are NOTHING
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  i have a question

  by brandon_the many in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  would the passage from new world translation be a miss print....because in the holy bible the word is god......so if god is not capitalized..then what god is the book referring to...because there is only one father and one living god witch is jesus...... .

  please help me , because this has been puzzling me...... .

  new world translation of the holy scriptures new world translation of the holy scriptures .

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  The word was an imaginary friend.