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  Read some responses of those that attended a jw funeral talk........

  by troubled mind in

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  if witnesses really think their version of a funeral talk is a good way to give a witness ...think again.

  ...oh yea i also was really pissed how your funeral turned out...while i was sitting there ...kept sayin to each other how much we hated it and how pissed we were that he was sayin all that shit.. .

  i miss you so much.

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  If I understood my jw mom correctly neither her or my dad plan to have a funeral per se.

  I just wonder what life would have been like without the jdub virus invading our peaceful home.

  That I mourn now..........................
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  My dog...

  by KW13 in

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  if the dog is in a funny mood and wants to piss us off, he sometimes starts havin sex with his towel, while he does this he looks at you and if you go near him or the basket he growls and barks.. there was a jw here a couple of days ago, a stuck up snobby one.

  she was in our kitchen drinking tea when the dog started doing the above....i was always convinced he was a jw dog but maybe...maybe he's dead against them!.

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  Smart doggy
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  New Invitations for the "Deliverance at Hand" DC

  by dorayakii in

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  the front of this new watchtower-sized invitation features a common painting of the jw paradise and the theme of his years distirct convention, "deliverance at hand" emblazened across the front.

  it looks like they're trying to work up armageddon fervour again.. .

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  Clothes??? Are the shoes leather???Salons???

  New light needed There we go.

  Introducing Jehovahwear and Cosmic Cosmetics---yes you too can look like a complete j-dweeb in our latest new order fashions . Come by the Kingdumb Mall and see all of our newest elder approved stores . Fredericks of Brooklynn has a new line of kingdom panties and they are camel toe proof . Planning to raise the dead this weekend ? We invite you to our new Zombies-r-Us . We sell in quantities . You would not want a bunch of freshly raised naked Mongols running around the forest would you ? so order in advance . Remember everyone watch your step,cockroaches are our friends now............
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  When is New Years?

  by foreal in

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  i just wanted to get everyone's point of view of when news years eve is?.

  thanx in advance for your comments.

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  Nov 1 silly Oct 31 is the eve-----welcome
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  Who has the new publication: What does the bible REALLY teach?? Need Scan

  by Lady Liberty in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  can anyone out there scan from the first chapter of what does the bible really teach book?

  it is a newer publication.

  aparently on another thread, chapter one explains why questions are good to ask of your religion.

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  My "somebody" their books still look stupid and trashy.Looks like a cross between a comic book and an American propaganda pamphlet.

  GAG dry heave..........................BLUH!!!!!!!
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  Animals didn't sin so why do they kill each other?

  by Spectrum in

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  how does a benevolent and loving god explain away his ecological system whose very persistence relies on the killing and suffering of animals that have fear and pain receptors and know when they are about to get it?

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  can the personilaty attributes religions have given this god be reconciled with his creation?

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  Waiter,May I have a salad with that?

  Jehovah said no meat
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  new girl

  by nomoreTRUTHplz in

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  i began studying with the witnesses in 02 and was baptized in 04 but within months of baptism i stopped attending meetings.

  my marriage was rocky at best before i studied (husband abusive) but after it just continued to get worse.

  i had a baby daughter when i started and had my son while going to meetings and out in service as unbaptized publisher.

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  Welcome
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  Dungy idols

  by Duncan in

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  been gone a while, i havent posted a topic here for since 2004, but remembered this story this morning, so i thought id make a post.

  dungy idols!

  ring a bell with you?

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  LOL

  Got in trouble too for making this statement in front of a packed congregation:

  "To make a long story short unless you are one of jehovahs witnesses YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ! " (long pause)

  I saw heads drop and I then exited the platform
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  Animals didn't sin so why do they kill each other?

  by Spectrum in

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  how does a benevolent and loving god explain away his ecological system whose very persistence relies on the killing and suffering of animals that have fear and pain receptors and know when they are about to get it?

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  can the personilaty attributes religions have given this god be reconciled with his creation?

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  Before the flood snakes needed venom to disable apples.
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  Jdubs recruiting poster

  by EAGLE-1 in

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  Yes I can be brutal sometimes but its hard for me to tone down.I think I need to change my prescription---

  I think between jdubs and monty python I am ruint for life.