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  Did any elders have the 'testicular fortitude' to approach you?

  by AK - Jeff in

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  when i left - not a one.

  do these so called 'shepherds' come pre-castrated?

  or do they get castrated right after ministerial appointment?.

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  merfi

  SNG,

  I just read thru the post, and was wondering whatever happened to Bro S? Z?

  ~merfi
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  Best ways to disrupt meetings, assemblies, etc...

  by What-A-Coincidence in

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  shine a laser pen on the outline given by the speaker at an assembly.. take notes in finger paint.. at sensitive moments, blow your nose raucously.

  apologize for your sinus condition.. wear a disposable paper face mask.

  tell the brothers: hey, you don't want to catch what i've got!.

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  I may have to try some of these. Not doing so hot on meetings lately, so might be awhile. And I'll be damned if I ever attend another assembly/convention unless it coincides with an Apostafest and demonstration.

  Anyway, a few things that I've done during meetings:
  -Sharpie'd a tattoo on my fake-tan-lotioned bare ankle and crossed/recrossed my legs repeatedly.
  -Received NFL football scores via txt msg on my cell (Go Carolina!!!). "forgot" to turn to Silent. derrrrr
  -High.Slits.
  -Low.Necklines (ooooh, dropped my PEN, gotta lean over....)
  -Play "Dope Wars" or "Bejeweled" on my palm pilot
  -Blew and popped my fair share of bubbles
  -Muttered a few "What?!" in response to some dumb-ass point made by the speaker, loud enough that the kids looked at me funny
  -Instead of "jehovah" etc, wrote "appreciate" at the top of a piece of notebook paper and had kids talley how many times elder Joe said it...
  -Let my cell ring, then as I was *almost* out the doors to the foyer, answer "HI SWEETIE!!" (I'm not married... not dating any jw...) even if it was just my brother or other family members who like to make my phone ring during meeting times.
  -I don't sing.
  
  Nothing too exciting, but a few mind games going on...
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  I need to lose weight. but HOW?

  by Sirona in

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  i've gained a lot of weight recently.

  i really need to lose some.

  now, my diet isn't the problem as such....its the excersize part.

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  Yikes, I've done this diet also... same amount of weight (about 25 pounds) in three months. Not pretty.

  ~merfi, previous "bone chick", now happy and a bit squishy :)
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  I need to lose weight. but HOW?

  by Sirona in

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  i've gained a lot of weight recently.

  i really need to lose some.

  now, my diet isn't the problem as such....its the excersize part.

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  Hi Sirona!

  I think walking the dog is a great form of exercise. Especially this time of year. I'd say keep that up til you get bored :) then move onto something else that you enjoy. Rollerblade? Smack tennis balls against the wall? (couple of things I do now and then)

  As for eating, you've gotten some great advice. Water is a big key (I've read somewhere to drink a minimum of 1/2 your body weight in ounces -- ie: 140# = 70oz.) Also, cutting back on anything that is white flour based. Increasing proteins and fibers and eating smaller portions 5-6 times a day to keep metabolism going are a couple other ideas.

  I think calling anything a "diet" instantly ruins it! Like others have said, to make it work, consider it a lifestyle change. Ballistic's plan sounds good and he's a testimonial that it works.

  ~merfi
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  !!!!!!!!!! New Elder Video !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by SickofLies in

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  this time they really did call the police on me lol!

  they backed out though, they called, then canceled the call after a while and the police never came to charge me with recording them, pitty really.. http://www.quad-central.com/~dan2007.

  there is the link, i was unable to edit the audio file like i usually do to take out the blank spaces and amplify the volume, so if someone could do that with the wav file on the server that would be great!.

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  noooo, it cut off at the end! But I got what you were saying. This has been awesome. Still smirking at how these self-inflated elders were completely messed with. Their heads will be spinning for quite some time. Looking forward to future projects. You rock, man.

  ~merfi
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  God led me to the JW congregation.

  by jw in

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  i rented a house in the late !970's and the contents in the home were given to me.. it happened to be books: ( making my life happy, revelation, children bible stories, listening to the great teacher ) i was enjoying the reading.. -----------------------------------.

  a few years later began to notice awake magazines in doctor offices, and other public places and read them and enjoyed them.. ------------------------------------.

  late 1980's my 7th son was 2 yrs.

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  Nothing that has made you wonder its claim to divine inspiration? nope
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  God led me to the JW congregation.

  by jw in

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  i rented a house in the late !970's and the contents in the home were given to me.. it happened to be books: ( making my life happy, revelation, children bible stories, listening to the great teacher ) i was enjoying the reading.. -----------------------------------.

  a few years later began to notice awake magazines in doctor offices, and other public places and read them and enjoyed them.. ------------------------------------.

  late 1980's my 7th son was 2 yrs.

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  So, if the answer to what congregation you attend is "not applicable", does that mean you're baptized but not attending any KH? Are you skipping meetings?? Shame. And associating with known DF and DA people here? Shame again.
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  !!!!!!!!!! New Elder Video !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by SickofLies in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  this time they really did call the police on me lol!

  they backed out though, they called, then canceled the call after a while and the police never came to charge me with recording them, pitty really.. http://www.quad-central.com/~dan2007.

  there is the link, i was unable to edit the audio file like i usually do to take out the blank spaces and amplify the volume, so if someone could do that with the wav file on the server that would be great!.

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  You guys really shouldn't be talking to me, I'm not a brother anymore

  I'm not a sister anymore, either. Cheers to that! Congrats SoL!!!
  (my friggin work puter won't let me into the file so I'll listen/view when I get home. Can't wait!)

  ~merfi
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  God led me to the JW congregation.

  by jw in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i rented a house in the late !970's and the contents in the home were given to me.. it happened to be books: ( making my life happy, revelation, children bible stories, listening to the great teacher ) i was enjoying the reading.. -----------------------------------.

  a few years later began to notice awake magazines in doctor offices, and other public places and read them and enjoyed them.. ------------------------------------.

  late 1980's my 7th son was 2 yrs.

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  must.resist.urge.to.smack.head.on.keyboard.and.punch.monitor.
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  Official GB spin on decreases. (serious)

  by yesidid in

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  i just received an email from a faithful witness, re their co's visit.

  "our co just came back from two months co training.

  he said there were two important things headquarters want the brothers to know:.

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  merfi

  1. Love. pppfffftt

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