Jehovah's Witnesses have a topsy-turvy, unsane way of looking at life:
If you LIE, you are like your father Satan and need to be disfellowshipped.
If you LIE for Jehovah, you are practicing 'theocratic warfare' and should be commended.
If you neglect to report money or purchases when crossing international borders, you are not respecting the superior authorities and deserve civil punishment.
If a representative of the Watchtower Society does the same, they are 'making friends with unrighteous riches' and increasing the Masters Talents.
If you have anxiety and purchase 'drugs' from a dealer, you are a drug addict and approaching the demons through your conduct and should be disfellowshipped.
If you have anxiety and get a drug prescription from a medical practitioner, you are seeking medical help to deal with Satan's system and are to be treated 'consolingly' by the Elders and the congregation.
If you have lower back issues and decide to use yoga to ease the pain and stress, you are approaching the demons and should be dealt with accordingly.
If you have lower back issues and approach a physical therapist for help in dealing with the issue, said therapist may give you the exact same bodily poses from yoga and renamed as 'stretching exercises' and such treatment would not be looked down on by the Society.
It's ALL bull$hit!