Posts by HAL9000

Thank you for your practical solution to my problem: I could, perhaps, make the witnesses "Jehovah's" and hope that they and the lightning strikes coincide.

This would be curing two problems at once

By the way, it was claimed that I was clever once, but I sort of lost my mind (quite literally) a few years ago although I am told that a solution is coming in 2010.

HAL9000

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Ask Happy Homemaker!

by compound complex in

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friends

are you in a muddle over domestic chores?

ask happy homemaker for practical and up-to-the-minute advice.

you won't be disappointed!.

HAL9000

Dear Happy Homemaker,

During a recent wind storm a large branch came through the roof of our house.

As our local council has strict rules regarding waste collection I am confused:

Do I put the branches in the Domestic Waste ( as the tree was in the house) or does it go into Green Waste?

I would be grateful for your thoughts

hal9000

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Vacuum Leaks: A Deadly Environmental Threat

by Bendrr in

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friends

there are approximately 251 million vehicles on the roads in the united states and approximately 600 million worldwide.

roughly 30% have engine vacuum leaks, some very minor (less than -0.5psi or pounds per square inch) but the average is -1.5psi.. that means that every day the amount of vacuum leaks amount to over -112,950,000psi of vacuum released into the atmosphere in just the united states alone.

and -270,000,000psi released worldwide.

HAL9000

This new threat to the environment really sucks........

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This world is a beautiful place!

by Sparkplug in

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friends

it was amazing!

thursday night i took baby photos of a little baby that just had open heart surgery and is just now out of the hospital.

to see the results of this miracle after taking this couples wedding and engagement photos...it was touching.

HAL9000

And I am so glad to hear of such happiness in your world.

You deserve it!!

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RECENT REVISIONS TO THE KH DRESS CODE?

by navytownroger in

i was told by my former book-study conductor recently that a new 'dress code' had been handed down by the wts, because people had been 'getting too casual' with their styles of clothing.

one item he mentioed was a new rule for women prohibiting denim skirts.

and, when a woman wore a denim jacket, she was also told this was not appropriate for the kh.

HAL9000

Probably got Denim confused with Demon.....

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RECENT REVISIONS TO THE KH DRESS CODE?

by navytownroger in

i was told by my former book-study conductor recently that a new 'dress code' had been handed down by the wts, because people had been 'getting too casual' with their styles of clothing.

one item he mentioed was a new rule for women prohibiting denim skirts.

and, when a woman wore a denim jacket, she was also told this was not appropriate for the kh.

HAL9000

I suppose hemp fabric is right out.........

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RECENT REVISIONS TO THE KH DRESS CODE?

by navytownroger in

i was told by my former book-study conductor recently that a new 'dress code' had been handed down by the wts, because people had been 'getting too casual' with their styles of clothing.

one item he mentioed was a new rule for women prohibiting denim skirts.

and, when a woman wore a denim jacket, she was also told this was not appropriate for the kh.

HAL9000

When my wife first went to a KH she wore a pantsuit......and acquired her first skirt within the next week.

I now understand why.

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Reality Bites!

by wings in

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friends

this is a topic for dreamers and schemers.

i flow in and out of possibility vs no f*cking way.

i let go of dreams, pick up schemes, then lose all interest and focus on survival.

HAL9000

If you don't have dreams / plans or whatever you call them there is not much left but to wait for that last trip in a pine box

Dreams / plans have got me through some pretty rough patches in my life without losing it (completely)

h9k