I would like an itsy bitsy Union Jack by my spot in Oregon as I'm an ex-pat.
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Where are you on the map? New Maps
by Lady Lee inok there are so many americans on the map now i had to split you all in half.. valis was kind enough to let me place the maps on his website until i found a new home for them.. photobucket seems to be a good option - at least for now.
so i have uploaded the new maps which have been updated to include everyone who has asked.. so if you were wondering where we are from.
or how close you are to other jwd posters in your area just take a look.
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Do Your Witness Relatives Want You To Be Happy?
by Englishman inor do they want the world to fall in around your ears so that you might "turn back to jehovah"?.
do they think that if you had less happiness in life you would be driven back?.
my mum once exclaimed very bitterly that i had "landed on my feet" too many times and that i would probably have been back at the kh if things hadn't gone so well in my life.. englishman.
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None of our family are Borg, so they are happy we are out as we are.
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Name you're top 5 posters of all time that make/made no sense
by Celtic in.
only choose those with thick skins that won't take offense and give your reasons why you chose these individuals.. from me, tis chevy, sassy, bisous, sunnygal41 and talesin
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Sword of Jah and Fred Hall - but I think they are/were both counting time, so that's understandable.
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Impromptu Get Together in Portland OR Saturday June 12
by Gretchen956 ini'll be visiting portland this weekend and have stirred up some interest in dinner/drinks on saturday night.
so far we have 8 people coming, 4 of them not on this list, but exjw's of the coolest variety and very fun!
so, in talking to odrade, we thought we would throw it out there that if anyone else is interested in joining us, we are prolly going to go to portland brewing around 6ish.. i do hope we can get up a party!
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Hey y'all. Jill and I will try to make it. Jill's brother is dying of cirrohis of the liver, Hepatitis C and his last remaining kidney is no longer working so the family is on hospital alert. He's only 49, poor sod. PS Pinadas are fine by me, but I'm lame duck at the brewery now so my opinion doesn't count, actually I'm not that sure it ever did - but the first round of drinks are on me if we make it!
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Deleted's Top Five Poll #2 - What books helped you get out of the Borg?
by Deleted inhere's my top five books that helped me considerably to see my way out.
(1) edward rutherfurd's novel "london" - it dawned on me that generation after generation thought theirs was special in god's eyes, this novel started me thinking.
(2) crisis of conscience - by you know who, wow!
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Me again. Here's my top five books that helped me considerably to see my way out. (1) Edward Rutherfurd's novel "London" - it dawned on me that generation after generation thought theirs was special in God's eyes, this novel started me thinking. (2) Crisis of Conscience - by you know who, wow! (3) A Road Less Travelled - M Scott Peck (4) Origin of Satan - Elaine Pagels. (5) History of God - Karen Armstrong.
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Tired? When will you stop talking about Jehovah's Witnesses?
by Joker10 inanybody would agree that talking about jehovah's witnesses over and over, and then over some more can get anybody tired and sick.
except, of course, those who are obsessed over them.
don't you think there will be a point when you won't talk or even mumble about jehovah's witnesses?
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Good question. I must be obsessed with it. But my wife and kids have let it go, in fact they are rarely interested. I was in for 18 years, a convert. This is my 6th year out and I still am interested in talking about it. And I do have a job and other interests so it's not like I have tons of time on my hands. I guess being an XJW is a hobby.
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What little things used to excite you as a JW?
by doodle-v ini would get excited when i was younger and would study the watchtower and see that this weeks study only had 19 paragraphs.
(made the study seem shorter,lol).
when a meeting would get canceled because of snow (which was rare) and i would get to stay home and watch a cheers or the cosby show.
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I used to get "excited" when the PO would go to the podium during announcements, it meant someone "made" servant or pioneer, ..... or disfellowhipped. I think that's sick, but I hope I am not the only one "excited" by that.
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Does S*** Really Happen? - my apologies for s***ty formatting
by Deleted ina close-to-complete ideology and religion shit list (always open to new suggestions!
taoism: shit happens.
confucianism: confucius say, "shit happens.
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Nah, can't claim authorship. I was looking for DubJokes and found it. I don't seem to be able to format my posts properly, they come in one lump - like drinking the contents of a spittoon. There was another JW one I saw, "Shit happens after Armageddon".
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Apparently in the US it's a $12 billion business, and the number 2 crop in Oregon. So let's legalize it and tax it. Then we should tax religion and in the case of unpaid salespeople for relgious publishing empires tax those firms (eg the Watchtower) for social security (pension) funding and with the rest of the dough pay to end the war in Iraq and we can all get on with our lives.
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Does S*** Really Happen? - my apologies for s***ty formatting
by Deleted ina close-to-complete ideology and religion shit list (always open to new suggestions!
taoism: shit happens.
confucianism: confucius say, "shit happens.
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A Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List (always open to new suggestions!) Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay. Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work. Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday. Creationism: God made all shit. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor -pray. Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind. Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit. Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit. Utopianism: This shit does not stink. Darwinism: This shit was once food. Capitalism: That's MY shit. Communism: It's everybody's shit. Feminism: Men are shit. Chauvanism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us... Commercialism: Let's package this shit. Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden. Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS. Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway? Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening! Mormonism: God sent us this shit. Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again. Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen. Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock >Knock Shit happens. Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time. Church of SubGenius: BoB shits. Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time. Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. Agnostic #2: Did someone shit? Agnostic #3: What is this shit? Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. Atheism: What shit? Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! Nihilism: No shit.