Looks like the gb has been picking up pointers in logic from this forum. Too bad the r&f are too brainwashed to apply them to their own beliefs. Good post.
parakeet
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I Wonder How They Had the Cheek To Print this ?
by BluesBrother inawake!
5/22 pp.
"let no man deceive you with empty words.
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Do You Recognize Yourself As A Jehovah's Witness Still?
by minimus ini haven't been to a meeting in 3 years and when i tell people about my past, i tell them i used to be a witness.
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parakeet
No, not even when I was one. I never really felt a part of it.
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Taking pictures of the Drama's at Assemblies
by gumby in"brothers and sisters....please....no taking pictures during the drama.
the flash from the cameras disturb those trying to be attentive to the program...so please, no flashbulbs!
...* drama begins and the lights go dim* .
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parakeet
You're right. I forgot about theocratic orders! What kind of JW wouldn't want to follow theocratic orders?
God to JWs at assemblies: "NO FLASHBULBS OR YOU WILL BE SMITTEN AT ARMAGEDDON." -
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Taking pictures of the Drama's at Assemblies
by gumby in"brothers and sisters....please....no taking pictures during the drama.
the flash from the cameras disturb those trying to be attentive to the program...so please, no flashbulbs!
...* drama begins and the lights go dim* .
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parakeet
Yes, Gumby, I remember. But it's not just the assemblies. You see the same thing as sports events, too. What always amused me about it is that a camera flash illuminates only up to 10 feet away, so taking these pictures is not only annoying, it's useless.
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love and fine works
by saturdaymorningblues ini just want to say that i wish we all returned to exercising 'love and fine works'.
after all, its by us doing so that our work is rewarded with the precious gift of everlasting life.
nowhere else can we recieve such a gift except from our heavenly creator 'jehovah god'.
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parakeet
***apostates know that the course they have taken is wrong and i think should be encouraged to rethink their decision and return to love and fine works.***
That's just great: yet another JW telling me what I know. It's exactly that kind of mindless browbeating (you WILL believe! you WILL believe!) that made me run away screaming from the JWs almost 30 years ago. Sorry, SMB, your sledgehammer tactics will not work here.
I think YOU should be encouraged to read some of the valid objections to JW doctrine and practice expressed in this forum. Try hard to actually think about them in an open-minded way before coming here to spout the same tired platitudes I've heard for so many years.
BTW, don't forget to add the 2 minutes it took you to write your post to your FS report. -
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New method of witnessing.
by corproal in.
i recently was at a bagel shop here in san jose,ca and while waiting i noticed something weird.at the back of the bagel shop was a little area that had one of those clear file holders,i was curious and went to investigate,to my surprise there were two issues of awake one in english and the other in an asian language.inside the awake was a copy of the watchtower.printed on the file holder was a message that basically said if you need any more information on starting that if you're interested in a bible study to call such and such number.i found this rather odd,the other curious thing is i haven't seen any witnesses in my neighborhood in almost 6 months.i guess they figured out that door to door work osn;t as effective.. craig
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parakeet
I wonder if the owner lists the shop hours as active service hours on his/her FS report?? Sure beats slogging d2d in miserable weather.
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MEALS on "HEELS"
by Terry inmeals on heels .
( rancid leftovers delivered to your door)
would you be grateful if a stranger knocked on your door offering a basket of leftovers that had gone bad in 1975?
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parakeet
***No one has ever been threatened with DFing for being "inactive" in field service.***
No Apologies,
You are technically correct; however, I can tell you from first-hand experience that even if you are not officially DFed for being inactive, you will be the recipient of de facto shunning by most hardcore JWs. -
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Jw's hypocritical view of 'Sincerity'....
by AK - Jeff inwitnesses always use this argument to provide proof of the need to 'examine one's religion'.;.
"sincerity alone will not please god, but worshipping him in 'truth' will".....yet when faced with clear wrong doctrine or chronology or misapplied scripture the common witness reply is to 'leave it in jehovah's hands and he will correct it in his due time'.
if he can correct it within the religion of jehovah's witnesses - why can't he correct the same problems within the other churches?.
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parakeet
***"Sincerity alone will not please God, but worshipping Him in 'Truth' will".....Yet when faced with clear wrong doctrine or chronology or misapplied scripture the common Witness reply is to 'leave it in Jehovah's hands and He will correct it in his due time'.***
WT double-speak reminds me of a scene from the musical "Chicago," where a woman discovers her boyfriend in bed with not one, but two other women. In reply to her furious outburst, he says, "Come on, doll! You gonna believe what you see or what I tell you?" Those are his last words before she shoots him.
That could be the WTS slogan: "Believe what I tell you ('Leave it in Jehovah's hands'), not what you see ('contradictions in doctrine')."
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Why do elders talk to me and smile, and ordinary JW's shun me?
by JH inif i meet an ordinary jw, most of them will shun me.
if i meet an elder, they will look at me, talk to me, smile and make me feel as if i'm still a brother in good standings.. .
who's in charge here the elders or the ordinary little jw people?.
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parakeet
I've been inactive for almost 30 years, and it's a toss-up who will snub me and who won't. I can never figure it out. The only reason I can think of that makes any sense, however twisted, is that the elders may believe they can talk to you as a prelude to "bringing you back in" but the r&f don't have the necessary "spiritual safeguards" to talk to a possible apostate like you.
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Picture of Mouthy Granny Grace
by mouthys_gdaughter ini'm mouthy's grand daughter... she emailed me and said y'all wanna see a picture of what she looks like.
in order to do that i had to sign up.
i hope she doesn't mind ;)
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parakeet
I can't make up my mind who's cuter--Mouthy or her greatgranddaughter.