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  beards are from satan!

  by Adrianoblue in

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  it is illegal to wear a beard.

  (matthew 24:45-47).

  but it is legal to wear a mustache.

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  aSphereisnotaCircle

  Yep men got beards....which are obviously evil.

  And wimmen got periods, which makes them filthy and unclean.

  Yeah, god sure makes a lot of sense.
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  If Atheists ruled the world

  by Robert7 in

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  this is too funny, and scarey.

  this is a video intenting to be sarcastic, but actually quotes people's quotes from christian forums.... here in the bible-belt i think twice before admitting my atheism, because there are whackos who think like in this movie.... .

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo9ipoadct8&feature=response_watch.

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  aSphereisnotaCircle

  "oh wait that's right........ monkeys don't live several million years!"
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  WHAT ABOUT NOAH DO YOU LOVE?

  by minimus in

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  i love how he guided the animals into the ark.

  what about you?

  any takers?.

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  aSphereisnotaCircle

  Noah and the ark is such a great childrens story!

  You can easily find books, pictures, stuffed animals and bath toys depicting noah and the animals.

  Can you imagine a 3 year old playing in her bath with all those cute animals in a floating ark!

  All she has to do is use a little imagination to picture all the dead and bloated bodies of humans and other animals floating among the bubbles!

  What fun!
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  interesting thread on facebook JW page...What to say in field service....

  by oompa in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  as in "what do you tell householders as to how close we are in time?

  "........it has over a hundred posts on it, lots of kinda mean anti-dubs on it, but one real nice passionate dub who is so sincere and ya, he so loves his life and the brotherhood....his posts are long and he really seems nice, you can tell the other dubs love him.

  my thought is that since there is absoulutely no time link (such as a lifespan generation) how do dubs stress the "urgency" to learn and come into "the truth".......i used to do that in service, and stress to people how the time was short because the gen of 1914 was getting so old....some of the dubs on facebook have repeatedy mentioned how many millions are still alive from 1914 as if that even matters anymore....they were quickly informed that duh.....so what....wt has totally bailed on that teaching.......i feel these "last days" could just as easily bet 1000 years away even if the bible was true.......i can find zero scriptural support for wt to teach that is very, very near (they have only used the double very once!

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  aSphereisnotaCircle

  Well just yesterday my brother tells me he knows a sister whos husband is an elder. And she said that her husband was back at bethel helping with assembly plans and they were making plans for 2009 and 2010. At one point her husband asked "what about plans for 2011?" and the bethel boys said "We're not worried about 2011".

  So sister elder and her husband believe that that means something BIG is going to happen in 2011.

  They grasp at anything, no matter how rediculous, as a sign the big A is nigh.
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  Was the use of the term "regular try-oneer" common in your area?

  by neverendingjourney in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it just occurred to me that i've never seen the term on the forum before.. it was pretty common in my area.

  there was a group, a clique really, of regular pioneers, mostly stay-at-home mom types who placed the "try-oneer" label on newly-appointed regular pioneers.

  it was their way of cementing their importance.

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  aSphereisnotaCircle

  I've heard it from the stage a few times.

  The key thing I learned from the pioneers in my old congo was how to walk at an incredibly slow pace.
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  Another Child Porno JW Freak - Caught in Massive Sting

  by skeeter1 in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  http://www.theage.com.au/national/jail-for-dj-caught-in-child-porn-sting-20081203-6qo7.html.

  jail for dj caught in child porn sting.

  paul millar december 4, 2008 a sketch of andrew van rossum.

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  aSphereisnotaCircle

  Most likely he will face expulsion from the Christian Congregation for his is seemingly unrepentant conduct.

  Not if he's really really repentant,

  and cries to the elders,

  and is related to, or a best buddy of an elder or another in power.
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  Homicidal Domestic Violence

  by jamiebowers in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  the other day i read this article that says women who are choked during domestic violence are more likely to be murdered: http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/health/chi-talk-rihannamar10,0,7561220.column.

  near the end of my marriage to a jw husband, choking me was his favorite form of recreation and my worst form of terror.

  although i left 20 years ago, this article really shook me.

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  aSphereisnotaCircle

  Women and children have never been high priority to the GB.

  Without fail they tell battered sisters to keep their marraige intact and to be better wives.

  If a sexually abused child cannot produce two witnesses to their abuse, they send the child back home to continue life with their abuser.

  Words cannot express my loathing for those asswipes.
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  CULT STORIES AT IT'S BEST!!!

  by whereami in

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  subject: experience given by bro.

  splane of the governing body at an assembly on oahu.

  in an eastern european country.

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  These stories are just so effed up in so many ways.

  One thing that really jumps out at me with this story is the part where he remembered a promise he made to his son.

  So he began searching because of a promise? WTF? So he didn't start searching because that is the normal reaction of any parent?

  In true assembly drama style, he paused and remembered a promise he made to his son and thought, "I must search for him because I made a promise!"

  All the other parents were ready to write their children off as dead, but this good honest man kept a promise!

  And where was the mom in all this? Theres been a major earthquake, she does not know where her son is but she is just patiently waiting at home? The story just has way to many problems.
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  Name Some Weird/Strange JW Beliefs

  by minimus in

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  anything come to mind?.

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  aSphereisnotaCircle

  Abortion is murder.

  But aborted, miscarried, and still born babes will never receive a resurection, because they did not take a "breath", which somehow magically makes them real humans.
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  For those of you who do not know, you might find it interesting.

  by Truth and Justice in

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  2. friends

  hi to all on forum,.

  i want to set the stage first:.

  it was in the mid-to late 70's, i woke up one morning to a gloomy day, because the weather was expected to be very snowy.

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  aSphereisnotaCircle

  Wow Dutch, you were a smart kid at 12. What a great question to ask.

  I got dunked at 11, and just parroted whatever the elders said. I didn't start asking the real questions until my 30's.