OK, not a movie but the Mr. Deity series splanes what really happened between him and Satan.
aSphereisnotaCircle
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How would you respond if a Witness tells you that you are "negative?"
by BonaFide inwhen i bring a subject up and then talk about old wt's or the blood fraction, i occasionally get that response.. yes, i know i can reply, "but i am telling you the truth.
don't you want the truth?".
but i am looking for something more subtle, something that can help a witness to get beyond their cognitive dissonance.. but without a standoff.
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aSphereisnotaCircle
You can turn it back on them. Give a little look of surprise and say,
"So are you saying that the Societys teachings are negative?"
Wait for them to answer so that the cognitive dissonance can set it.
After they huff and puff and and make some feeble protest, say,
"How can we teach others if we don't have a full understanding of what the Society teaches both past and present? I don't know about you but I would be embarresed to go out preaching door to door if I didn't even know our own history!"
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aSphereisnotaCircle
Great comment :) minus the Pharisaical attitude and judgment
LOL
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If your family member was in prison due to a corrupt government, would you lie to get them out?
by BonaFide ini know weird scenario.
but would you lie to help someone?
for example, would you bribe a guard to let him out?
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aSphereisnotaCircle
You bet I would!
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Need Copy of Recent "Questions From Readers" About JWs Eating Fats...
by ziddina inwhen i attended a support-group meeting in february [2009], someone in the group brought a wtbts magazine with a very odd "questions from readers" on the back.
[may have been the jw version of feb. 2009 watchtower??].
the "questions from readers" was something to the effect of "are jehovah's witnesses allowed to eat fats?
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aSphereisnotaCircle
ah well....the women are still a large army
Ninja your effing hilarious
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If stillbirths aren't resurrected, why is abortion banned?
by rebel8 inhttp://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/72863/1/the-day-a-brother-died-in-my-hall-the-unbelievable-events-that-followed#1165197.
in that thread, it was mentioned that miscarried babies don't have the hope of being resurrected.
is this true?.
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aSphereisnotaCircle
She was "breathing" through me before she was born,
The Society sees a blood transfusion as being equal to eating blood.
However taking oxygen through your nose is not the same as taking oxygen through an umbilical cord.
Their nothing but legalistic cold-hearted idiots.
I knew three sisters who lost full term babies, my heart goes out to every one ot them. It just enrages me to think how carelessly the Society would banter about this legalistic nonsense.
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So girls...any weird things happen behind the "Sisters" door?
by bronzefist indon't mean to pry, and i don't mean sexual things, but juni told me a strange story about rude "sisters" and mirrors.
hopefully she'll elaborate..until then what really goes on in that bathroom????
brzfst
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aSphereisnotaCircle
The most exciting thing to happen in the sisters john at my old hall was one sister acusing another sister of giving her husband (the first sisters) a BJ.
It was true, she had. This poor sister had a Monica Lowinski thing going on, that bro wasn't the last bro she laid lips on.
There were always brothers in the hall sniffing around that sister......................................................... big surprise.
Now don't you ex-bros wish you were in my old hall?
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What should I say next?
by asilentone ini was wondering what to say to the elder after i complained about a brother that did me very wrongly and he said do not worry about him, he told me only to focus on my spiritual health.
what should i have said back to him?.
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aSphereisnotaCircle
Is that your usual response when someone comes to you with a problem?
(It really doesn't matter what you say. If an elder told you this it's because he feels he has more important things to worry about then your silly little problem and he wants you to just pissoff.)
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HISTORIC EVENT IN FRANCE... JW EMAIL
by whereami inis there any way to confirm this story?
i smell bs.
historic event in france!!!!!!
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aSphereisnotaCircle
My family doctor says that whenever she or her doctor friends have a patient who is dying and they don't know what to do about it,
they just call the watchtower bible and tract society to find out what to do.
She said that there medical advice is always spot on and as a matter of fact most of the info she needs is right there in the Awake anyway!
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Is the Kingdom Hall a good place for ugly guys to get pretty girls?
by donny inabout two weeks ago i was having lunch at an establishment that has tables set up on the outside (actually a sidewalk) and as i was waiting for my order, i overheard two guys talking at the next table.
a homely guy who had a pretty girl on his arm brought this response.
"wow man, look at that!
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aSphereisnotaCircle
Just the well-hung ones.
Now how on earth would a good JW girl know that?
Even if she got a peek at brother lessthenhandsome's package,
she would have nothing to compare it to!