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  No Girls Scout Cookies for you!

  by independent_tre in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  even though, i was raised in a witness home, i never remember hearing that girl scout cookies were a no-no.

  and even though i've only been baptized for a few years, i don't remember any specific admonishment of these sweet treats.

  but recently at work a jdub coworker made it a point to remind me that jw's do not buy or eat girl scout cookies.

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  SirNose586

  Hmm, you must've heard that from some Nazi-like dubs. I've heard of no such prohibtion on Girl Scout cookies.

  The only way someone could be offended by the cookies is if they have a problem with the Girl Scouts organization, which is possible...
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  clarification on college

  by isaacaustin in

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  can i have a bit of clarification on this?

  i am assuming that going to college (or having kids doing so) does not disqualify an elder/ms.

  it is the publicly promoting it that does disqulaify one.

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  SirNose586

  This new letter was orally confirmed to me by another MS. I think this new letter would probably only be applied to any new elder or MS who advocated college...I don't know how hardcore the CO would have to be to remove someone whose kid quietly went to college. Also, I believe they would be shooting themselves in the foot to remove all currently college-educated elders and MS's.
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  Has there ever been a LTR about No-College?

  by yknot in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so elders / ex elders out there.....can ya give a girl some help?.

  so far we have heard that these anti-college 'rules' have been given verbally.. i doubt the wts would be stupid enough to put into writing now, but have they in the past?.

  this year dc..online porn...next year....online classes....lol.

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  SirNose586

  I cannot open the file,
  
  could you possibly save it as a word document ?

  It's a torrent file. You'll need an appropriate client for it...
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  $4,000 TO FILL UP MY BOAT!

  by MinisterAmos in

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  2. friends

  looks as if the fishes might be getting a break from me hunting them; this is just surreal!

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  SirNose586

  Don't feel bad. It takes $20,000 to fill up a 92' yacht.

  Of course....you're a multi-millionaire anyway if you have one....
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  Well, I'm nauseated now. Gag inducing dramatizations at my DC

  by Lady Zombie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  during the hour long symposium: empowered by holy spirit.

  under the part "to fight temptation," a little dramatization of a young married man doing some work on his laptop.

  he is tapping away when he suddenly slams his laptop shut.

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  SirNose586

  It will if there's DEMONS on your PC!
  
  No honey, it was demons that put that on the pc, really!
  
  I wonder if you could just format the hard drive to get rid of the demons rather than burning the pc.

  Oh right. I forgot about the PC deeeeemunz. They'll just barge right on in if you aren't regular in the field ministry, ya know....
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  Hihlights (lowlights) of new Young People Ask book

  by stillajwexelder in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so this was released yesterday at the kansas city dc -by the way, for the first time in living memory no gb speaker.

  got one from patterson bethel instead.

  young people ask answers that work volume 2 - the first 5 chapters are on the opposite sex.. chaper 28 is how can i avoid homosexuality - contains phrases such as "bi-curious" etc.

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  SirNose586

  Darth rules...
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  Well, I'm nauseated now. Gag inducing dramatizations at my DC

  by Lady Zombie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  during the hour long symposium: empowered by holy spirit.

  under the part "to fight temptation," a little dramatization of a young married man doing some work on his laptop.

  he is tapping away when he suddenly slams his laptop shut.

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  SirNose586

  Porn doesn't pop up unexpectedly on your PC unless you've downloaded something really stupid, or failed to install anti-virus software. Given that 90% of the dubs can't figure out how to operate their computers properly, this scenario could very well happen.
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  1983 Australia Gov. Body member Lyod Barry promises NO change to 1914!

  by Witness 007 in

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  2. bible

  listening to the australia bethel dedication talks 1983 {avalible on cassette} loyd barry of the governing body tells of how an old missionary brother aproached him and said: "the society can change any doctrine they want...but please brother, don't change the doctrine regarding 1914.

  " {he had hoped to live thru to paradise} loyd responds: "brothers, we have no intension of changing the 1914 doctrine.".

  remember this was just after raymond franz handed out to the governing body members, copies of an article written by an elder dis-proving 607 and 1914....i think in 1979.. so, after loyd barry died, in 1993, the 1914 generation theory was thrown out...that missionary had long since died.

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  "Brothers, we have NO intension of changing the 1914 doctrine."

  Gotcha! Red-handed! Really, if they were some sort of channel....wouldn't it be more like, "Brother, I have no idea what will be revealed tomorrow regarding 1914"?
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  FW: Very Encouraging !!!?

  by moomanchu in

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  daddy loves you.

  daddy loves you.

  he was just waiting for her to give up the .

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  SirNose586

  The same story is all over the internet. Some have just Heavenly Father in it; just add Jehober and it's dub friendly!

  I also found one where Allah gives the pearls to the girl in the end!
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  What to do if she has a boyfriend

  by darth frosty in

  1. social
  2. humour

  http://www.videosift.com/video/how-to-respond-when-a-girl-says-she-has-a-boyfriend-1

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  SirNose586

  What a prick....but funny nonetheless....