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  Jehu vs Jehonadab Class

  by evilslave in

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  thanks for the heads up bro.

  jehu: always looking out for you and your family bro.

  no one really knows the real time so if you were looking at your watch its your stupid mistake.. jehonadab: youre right...i trust you...im still looking out.. jehu: do that.

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  Lol. Very good. But so sad this is based on a true story.
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  No Holy Spirit, but 24 elders

  by pixel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "it seems that resurrected ones of the 24-elders group may be involved in the communicating of divine truths today".. w07 1/1 pp.

  27-28 the first resurrectionnow under way *** now under way?.

  from the time of the apostle john and on into the lords day, anointed christians were puzzled as to the identity of the great crowd.

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  Excellent Bobcat. Thanks. On your post, you touch:

  (Colossians 1:16) . . .because by means of him [Jesus] all [other] things were created in the heavens and upon the earth, the things visible and the things invisible, no matter whether they are thrones or lordships or governments or authorities. All [other] things have been created through him and for him.

  Here the "thrones or lordships or governments or authorities" are among the things that "were created." So they are not likely referring to oppositional thrones, etc.

  This is will a topic in the future maybe.
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  Jehovah just wants the Deaf to stop Masturbating

  by Watchtower-Free in

  1. social
  2. humour

  one vid with over 100,000 views thanks to jw.org.

  http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jehovah%27s+witnesses+masturbating.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5f_yghhiss.

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  Thanks frankiespeakin.

  It will be interesting to know if they have a sign or the just use the ABC's.
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  Jehovah just wants the Deaf to stop Masturbating

  by Watchtower-Free in

  1. social
  2. humour

  one vid with over 100,000 views thanks to jw.org.

  http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jehovah%27s+witnesses+masturbating.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5f_yghhiss.

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  Quick question: That's how you say "masturbating" in ASL for real?
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  No Holy Spirit, but 24 elders

  by pixel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "it seems that resurrected ones of the 24-elders group may be involved in the communicating of divine truths today".. w07 1/1 pp.

  27-28 the first resurrectionnow under way *** now under way?.

  from the time of the apostle john and on into the lords day, anointed christians were puzzled as to the identity of the great crowd.

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  Thanks KateW. Pretty bizarre.
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  No Holy Spirit, but 24 elders

  by pixel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "it seems that resurrected ones of the 24-elders group may be involved in the communicating of divine truths today".. w07 1/1 pp.

  27-28 the first resurrectionnow under way *** now under way?.

  from the time of the apostle john and on into the lords day, anointed christians were puzzled as to the identity of the great crowd.

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  "It seems that resurrected ones of the 24-elders group may be involved in the communicating of divine truths today".

  w07 1/1 pp. 27-28 “The First Resurrection”—Now Under Way *** Now Under Way?

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  “From the time of the apostle John and on into the Lord’s day, anointed Christians were puzzled as to the identity of the great crowd. It is fitting, then, that one of the 24 elders, representing anointed ones already in heaven, should stir John’s thinking by raising a pertinent question. “And in response one of the elders said to me: ‘These who are dressed in the white robes, who are they and where did they come from?’ So right away I said to him: ‘My lord, you are the one that knows.’” (Revelation 7:13, 14a) Yes, that elder could locate the answer and give it to John. This suggests that resurrected ones of the 24-elders group may be involved in the communicating of divine truths today. For their part, those of the John class on earth got to learn the identity of the great crowd by closely observing what Jehovah was performing in their midst. They were quick to appreciate the dazzling flash of divine light that emblazoned the theocratic firmament in 1935, at Jehovah’s due time.”
  -Revelation: Its Grand Climax at Hand! p. 124-125

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  I just wanted to share one of the most bizarre teachings of the WT/FDS/GB. Why would you need the Holy Spirit if you have the 24? They don't need no Holy Spirit.

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  Unconfirmed 2014 Year Book Numbers - Peak Pubs, Baptized, Hrs, Reg Pio & Studies

  by OwnAccord in

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  i bethelite sent this email out - can't really give out names.

  we wrote these figures as quickly as possible, but could not keep up 100%).

  you get to check these figures out when you get your 2014 yearbook.

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  I understand what you mean redvip2000, but I know of cases where the secretary asks a publisher:

  Secretary: Sister X, did you preach last month? I did not get your slip.

  Sister X: No, I was too sick and going everyday to the doctor.

  Secretary: (Without showing empathy), I understand, but you didnt even preached to somebody at the hospital?

  Sister X: Uhh...Im not sure but I guess I did.

  Secretary: Of course you did! lets put down two hours so you dont count as irregular.

  I know of stories like this where the secretary assumes you preached. So, for me, that's dishonest and massaging the numbers at its finest.

  Peace out.
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  How Bible Truth Was Rediscovered By A Bunch Of Unscholarly Bible Hacks To Promote Corporation Prosperity

  by frankiespeakin in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the governing body and its sellect writers must be hitting a delusional rock bottom over this bull crap:.

  http://www.jw.org/en/publications/books/jehovahs-will/bible-truth-rediscovered/.

  incere men carefully studied the bible.

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  Jehovah picked Russell and Co. because they were sincere...boy he had low standards...
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  Unconfirmed 2014 Year Book Numbers - Peak Pubs, Baptized, Hrs, Reg Pio & Studies

  by OwnAccord in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i bethelite sent this email out - can't really give out names.

  we wrote these figures as quickly as possible, but could not keep up 100%).

  you get to check these figures out when you get your 2014 yearbook.

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  @ Redvip

  "Since these numbers are compiled internally we will never know, even though there is no reason or evidence to think they are being dishonest. What we have seen in the past is a shuffling game with the numbers and the way they are counted as to appear more than what they are.

  Any elder or MS exposed to how the secretary of the cong. "massages" the numbers will know that they are not really being honest. And, since these numbers are a reflection of what the congregations sends, they are not very accurate.

  "Also the peak publisher numbers is a good example of how they work the count to make them seem bigger."

  Yeah, tryin to make appear something bigger than what it is in not very honest.
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  Unconfirmed 2014 Year Book Numbers - Peak Pubs, Baptized, Hrs, Reg Pio & Studies

  by OwnAccord in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i bethelite sent this email out - can't really give out names.

  we wrote these figures as quickly as possible, but could not keep up 100%).

  you get to check these figures out when you get your 2014 yearbook.

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  Hrs = 1,841,180,235

  Real hours (not walking aimlessly around or standing next to a "witnessing table" without actually speaking to somebody = ? (TBD)