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worldly women don't all ask you to see her aquarium

by suavojr in

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last night i was watching the secret elder's video about the jw who sleeps with a worldly women and i could not stop laughing.. when i was 17 i thought that all worldly women would sleep with anyone, i remember a beautiful neighbor who i tried to kiss and she just flat out said no.

i tried twice to make out with this girl and i just could not understand why she would not say yes .

she did not have an aquarium.... .

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I just gos rid of one, no single men wanted to look at it. Only joking, but seriously I did just get rid of one. Kate xx

Sexy/Unsexy. Lol.

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worldly women don't all ask you to see her aquarium

by suavojr in

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friends

last night i was watching the secret elder's video about the jw who sleeps with a worldly women and i could not stop laughing.. when i was 17 i thought that all worldly women would sleep with anyone, i remember a beautiful neighbor who i tried to kiss and she just flat out said no.

i tried twice to make out with this girl and i just could not understand why she would not say yes .

she did not have an aquarium.... .

pixel

I would like to open up a poll: How many of the ladies on this forum have an aquarium at their house???

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Jesus is his earthly name, Michael is his heavenly name

by bruh2012 in

i know this topic has been discussed before on this forum, but as it goes in jw world we need reminders.. co said in his last talk i can't remember the title in speaking about jesus, that when jesus returned to heaven he resumed his name michael.

jesus was his earthly name.. through the entire rest of the bible after his ressurection not one reference is made about this.

case in point----when jesus oh wait michael pulled saul over and talked to him, he introduced his self as jesus.

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Great point The Searcher!

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Research Guide for Jehovah's Witnesses - 2014 edition

by Magnum in

did i miss something?

admittedly, i haven't been keeping up the way i used to.

i just saw on jw.org a publication entitled "research guide for jehovah's witnesses".

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The point is that in general terms, the R&F are lazy. They want the GB/FDS/WT tell them what to do and believe. They don't research themselves, so, even if a witness have the bound volumes, he/she will reach to the internet for this pdf because is more short-and-to-the-point.

The GB/FDS/WT knows that the average R&F do not research and does not like to read. Go to the TMS one day and hear how bad the students read. If you cant read out load, chances are you dont understand what you read.

Also, the research guide only comes in pdf and online flavors.

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Scriptures for brother taking field service group

by FL_Panthers in

i have recently been given the privilege of taking the field service group.. .

can anyone give me some scriptures i can use to encourage the group?

can you also give a reason as to why these scriptures are helpful to our ministry.. .

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This thread is a big joke and LMAO. I swear the OP is wayyyyyy off.

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100 Years of Rule and the 1/15 WT

by Bob_NC in

first, i cannot believe how dumbed-down and simplistic the writing is now.

we used to have study articles with substance.

the writing style now is for people with slow minds or at the level of junior high students with learning disabilities.

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WT quote - "Next, the King turned his attention to his earthly subjects to refine, educate, and organize them to do God’s will."

Because obviously Jesus only can do one thing at a time.

"I have to do this first, and when I'm done, I wil do this..because I'm limited by the time/space" -Jesus, acording to the WT/FDS?GB

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A Dummy's Guide to the 'This generation' doctrine

by Honesty in

a jehovah's witness explains the watchtower society's 'this generation' doctrine..... .

http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/jehovahs-witness/t3heh0tafiuk6f9t3.

what do you think about his explanation?.

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That's WHY they don't want the R&F going to the university. They don't want the R&F putting their hands on a dictionary:

" the entire body of individuals born and living at about the same time."

"The term of years, roughly 30 among human beings, accepted as the average period between the birth of parents and the birth of their offspring."

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June Study WT Up and Bashing Uni Again

by konceptual99 in

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rehashed format but same ole' shite.. hypocritical article on viewing "weak" ones compassionately usign the example of a single mum arriving late yet the may km has a whole article on how rude it is not to be punctual.. read it and weep....