Hey, if that's what's going on these days at the hall then screw you guys I'm getting reinstated!!!
monkeyshine
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JW's Refuse to Share Brooklyn Tennis Court with Neighbors
by kwr intennis anyone?
yes, but not for everyone.. dumbos only open-air tennis court will soon be open for business.
the hard-surfaced court, which sits atop a five-story building at 69 adams st., has been drooled over by the net set, which has long hoped the court would be returned to service.
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monkeyshine
Big deal! They probably won't even keep score like they told us not to when we were kids.
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A Major Dream Has Been Fulfilled!!!!!
by XJW4EVR init has always been a dream of mine to transfer to, and graduate from the university of southern california.
last year i applied, and about two weeks ago i was accepted.
that was cool, but i had no way of paying for it, and the financial aid i applied for would not cover enough of the tuition, and other fees.
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monkeyshine
Congrats
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Show your desktop! (and comment on others)
by KW13 inshare your desktop with us!.
its fairly simple to do.
on your keyboard should be a button that says prtscn, printscreen or something similar on it right up in the top right corner.
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monkeyshine
nice Tron saver.
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Secrets
by Carmen ini found this board and have been reading what a lot of people have to say.
i've found it very useful, interesting and informative.
i'm 19 and am in a relationship with a jw who is 22. i know that this is a subject that has probably been posted many times but i wanted to see if anybody could offer me any advice.. i'm catholic myself and studying to be social worker with a major in theology.
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monkeyshine
I try not to make his being from a family if JWs a big deal. I'm trying hard to see past the religion and for him as a person because he really is a great guy
That's cool but u need to understand that it's not his religion it's his entire brain right now so u gotta gradually bring him at least a little bit into the light for him to see how cool you're really trying to be about this.
And, bottom line is he's a grown man and needs to step up and do what he feels rather than leading a life that he's too afraid of confessing to.
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They're baaaack! J.W. urban legends
by NikL ingot a e mail today full of urban legends j.w.
style.
the heading is "jehovah knows what's going on".
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monkeyshine
That "Tell it to the dog" one is so unique! That must have been Jah's doing. How many times do you here of something that amazing?
Well, I've heard that SAME exact story 10 times and every time it was a different guy it happened to. AND, I've been hearing it for about 25 years now. (Along with the talking dog one.)
I think I'll start some of those stupid ass stories and anonymously e-mail them to JW's to see if they'll make it back here or if I hear them 25 years from now happening to someone new.
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Start your own conspiracy theory...just for fun!!!!
by restrangled inmake your own conspiracy theoryconfused about how the world works?
why not make sense of it all with a grand conspiracy theory!
however, there are just too many of these floating around.
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monkeyshine
Yeah, I was just kidding Restrangled. Sorry to get ya goin' but thanks for the vote.
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Start your own conspiracy theory...just for fun!!!!
by restrangled inmake your own conspiracy theoryconfused about how the world works?
why not make sense of it all with a grand conspiracy theory!
however, there are just too many of these floating around.
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monkeyshine
Restrangled has come up with a genius idea. This is a person so conniving, there evilest of schemes go unnoticed and are even embraced as "Light relief."
Restrangled's latest ploy is to divert our attention away from real conspiracies by making a mockery of off the wall theories. While we concoct a made up theory, the real conspiracy is unfolding beneath our very noses! This thread is actually linked up to the U.S. government's data base along with George W's home computer. Any key we hit is like hitting a link that gives out our most treasured secrets.
Laugh if you must but you will not be laughing when men in sunglasses are scoping you out through holes in a newspaper. But by then it'll be too late. You'll already be on the Govs. "Hit list". And if you so much as sneeze and it kinda sounds like "FBush", get ready for a knock on the door followed by a knock on the head.
"Just for fun", I think not.
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Funny pet pics
by Jourles indo you have any funny pet pics?
misanthropic's puppy pics reminded me of a picture i had of our cat chillin' in a sink.
it's ironic in that she is extremely afraid of water - even little drops that splash on her.
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monkeyshine
Thank you evetteto. It's a 65 gallon so they're good for a little while at least.
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The earth can hold only 9 billion persons at the most
by cultswatter in*** public address by district overseer bro.
charles sunutko in spring 1967 in sheboygan, wisconsin[recording of this talk available in realaudio format, 2,745kb, approx 22 minute recording].
"serving with everlasting life in view"............. "the watchtower 1964, page 722, paragraph 24, and listen to this: "tens of billions will be back".. how many are tens of billions?
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monkeyshine
The answer to how this will work is the answer to how any Bible thing (or unexplained thing) is explained...
It's magic!