The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour, beating its wings 7-9 times per second rather than 43. And a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.
So there.....
Asheron
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the most important question of your life
by rlg222nc inthis message only takes about 4 minutes to read and it is too important not to read.
i want to ask you the most important question of your life.
the question is: are you saved?
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the most important question of your life
by rlg222nc inthis message only takes about 4 minutes to read and it is too important not to read.
i want to ask you the most important question of your life.
the question is: are you saved?
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Asheron
Robdar, consider yourself my new best friend.
NOW GET THEE TO A NUNERY
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the most important question of your life
by rlg222nc inthis message only takes about 4 minutes to read and it is too important not to read.
i want to ask you the most important question of your life.
the question is: are you saved?
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Wouldst thou bring us a shrubbery?
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THE SINS DISPLAYED ON TELEVISION ....TV TEACHING CHILDREN TO KILL !
by baysidefatima inthe greatest attack upon family life.
evil creations from hellall manner of abominations are entering into the homes of your nation and the countries throughout the world.
it will be an absolute necessity now for all parents to act as a director, a leader in the homes.
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Asheron
Um...pick up on isle 3. Someone left the gate open again.
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the most important question of your life
by rlg222nc inthis message only takes about 4 minutes to read and it is too important not to read.
i want to ask you the most important question of your life.
the question is: are you saved?
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Asheron
Consider this post highjacked by the Knights who say Neif
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the most important question of your life
by rlg222nc inthis message only takes about 4 minutes to read and it is too important not to read.
i want to ask you the most important question of your life.
the question is: are you saved?
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Asheron
An African swallow or an....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Words and expressions a JW can't say
by JH inname few words or expressions a normal person can say, but not a jw.. when someone sneezes, you can't say bless ya !.
if you want to surprise a jw, you can't say boo !!!
http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/pcu/booecho.mp3.
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Heres one...
"Wow...you and your twin sister rocked my world last night. Where did you learn that double toungue trick?"
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the most important question of your life
by rlg222nc inthis message only takes about 4 minutes to read and it is too important not to read.
i want to ask you the most important question of your life.
the question is: are you saved?
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Asheron
Dude....learn to indent and make paragraphs....and no saving needed here thanks. Would you like to join the SATANISTS? They meet every Tuesday for tea and brimstone.
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Today was the strangest day of my life
by Asheron ina little background..... i was a dub from age 7 to age 18 or so.
my first love was a girl at a local hall.
we will call her t. as a young witness in good standing i did everything by the book, group dates, little sister shaparone, stealing the occasional kiss and felling guilty about it.
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Whyizit wrote:
"Maybe you have both thought of each other over the years, and it was God's way of letting you know that everything is okay. So, was she everything you remembered? Any butterflies? Or did you feel like, "Whew! Thank goodness I didn't go there!"?
She was exactly as I remembered her. If anything she looked better. No butterflies but I was nervous as hell. I detected some pain in her but that was just an impression. She might of been having a bad day. I seem to be looking to reconnect with people from my past lately. Maybe its my way of finnally putting all the baggage down. Sorry for unloading on you all.
Tonight after all of this" The Heart of the Matter" by Don Henley came on the radio. Some of the lines struck a cord.
"There are people in your life whove come and gone
They let you down you know they hurt your pride
You better put it all behind you baby; life goes on
You keep carryin that anger; itll eat you up inside, baby
Ive been trying to get down
To the heart of the matter
But my will gets weak
And my thought seem to scatter
But I think its about forgiveness
Forgiveness
Even if, even if you dont love me
Ive been tryin to get down
To the heart of the matter
Because the flesh will get weak
And the ashes will scatter
So Im thinkin about forgiveness"Maybe thats what its all above.
Asheron
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Today was the strangest day of my life
by Asheron ina little background..... i was a dub from age 7 to age 18 or so.
my first love was a girl at a local hall.
we will call her t. as a young witness in good standing i did everything by the book, group dates, little sister shaparone, stealing the occasional kiss and felling guilty about it.
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Warlock,
The finger of GOD has writ on a dirty mini van? Wasnt that predicted in Revelations somewhere?
Talk about a strange prophet...hmmm "The Ford Prophet" gets 1914 MPG 0-697 in 114 years.
Thanks for litening my day up. Im getting back to my normal self now.