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  Missing the "special" captions

  by aquagirl in

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  i like the special captions for pics from the watchtower that everyone comes up with..truly the funniest thing ive seen in a while...anyone up for doing any new ones?

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  Bird

  hello aquagirl, i'm kinda new here do you 1 2 talk about something? I'm a bit bored.
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  Wow, I finally got through to Big J !!

  by Gregor in

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  i've been trying for years, had the number programmed into all my phones and hit redial every chance i could.

  so yesterday i'm driving along, bored with the radio, when i decided to try another redial.

  this is a transcript of the actual call:

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  Bird

  Gregor that's a good one. I found this joke on a website:

  A KIND JW

  2 jws were going door 2 door & knoked on the door of a woman who was not happy 2 c them. The woman told them that she did not want 2 discuss religion & then slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open. Seeing the 2 jws still standing @ the door infuriated her further. She stormed back 2 the door & flung it shut, but the door still didn't close. She then grabbed the door with two hands & shoved it as hard as she could, but, again the door wouldn't shut. Convinced one of these rude church members was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would reeeally teach them a lesson. Just then one of the jws said, "ma'am b4 you do that again, you might want 2 move your cat."

  (Unlikely that the cat would stay around, but still a good joke)
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  Why all the hostility toward WTS?

  by hambeak in

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  i'm very new to this and please understand, but at one time or another most everyone here was a loyal and faithful witness.. if you disapproove of it or don't fit in as i don't.

  why keep pounding at them it is like an obsession.. i would really like to know.

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  Bird

  Why is it that in this book there are no black persons or presumably any other race other than whites? Is it that we are telling our Children that there were no other race except whites in Bible times? Isn't this being racist?