hello aquagirl, i'm kinda new here do you 1 2 talk about something? I'm a bit bored.
Posts by Bird
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Missing the "special" captions
by aquagirl ini like the special captions for pics from the watchtower that everyone comes up with..truly the funniest thing ive seen in a while...anyone up for doing any new ones?
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Wow, I finally got through to Big J !!
by Gregor ini've been trying for years, had the number programmed into all my phones and hit redial every chance i could.
so yesterday i'm driving along, bored with the radio, when i decided to try another redial.
this is a transcript of the actual call:
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Bird
Gregor that's a good one. I found this joke on a website:
A KIND JW
2 jws were going door 2 door & knoked on the door of a woman who was not happy 2 c them. The woman told them that she did not want 2 discuss religion & then slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open. Seeing the 2 jws still standing @ the door infuriated her further. She stormed back 2 the door & flung it shut, but the door still didn't close. She then grabbed the door with two hands & shoved it as hard as she could, but, again the door wouldn't shut. Convinced one of these rude church members was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would reeeally teach them a lesson. Just then one of the jws said, "ma'am b4 you do that again, you might want 2 move your cat."
(Unlikely that the cat would stay around, but still a good joke)
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Why all the hostility toward WTS?
by hambeak in.
i'm very new to this and please understand, but at one time or another most everyone here was a loyal and faithful witness.. if you disapproove of it or don't fit in as i don't.
why keep pounding at them it is like an obsession.. i would really like to know.
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