Well, first they have to stop assuming that former JW's get up late on Sunday morning because they injected heroine in their veins at the orgy late last night, and that they have to send their sexual partners of both genders on their way home so they can pick up all the bottles and clean up the vomit in their living room, then go buy lottery tickets and cigarettes on the way to the casino, and remember to give thanks to Satan for their high-paying life-draining jobs and miserable greedy families.
Did I forget anything? Somehow, smurfs, blood donations, evolution and cars that are not 4 door sedans or minivans have to come in to play here.