Posts by thetrueone

i saw a beatles thread was started about favorite songs- so i thought i'd start several threads on other groups who were very important in rock and rolls development !

here are my favorites from led zeppelin, kind of in order.. .

1. stairway to heaven.

thetrueone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtszz9FKc0o

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Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

by AdaMakawee in

i thought this was funny:.

http://www.cafepress.com/absolutecotton.178423376.

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What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to the lake of everlasting fire.

*I am a Jehovah's Witness of Borg. You will be assimilated to the slave class of a publishing empire in Brooklyn.

The first bloodless surgery was performed this week in which a kid who is a Jehovah's Witness got a new liver without a blood transfusion. The parents were so happy, they almost celebrated! - Jan McInnis

While traveling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them. - Gene Spafford

My Avon lady just became a Jehovah's Witness. That may not mean much to you, but it saves me one more trip to the door. - George Carlin

I'm a Jehovah's Bystander. We's like the Witnesses, only we don't wanna get involved. - Flip Wilson

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses get killed during an earthquake? They're always in your doorway. - Johnny Carson

I'm in the Jehovah's Witness protection program. I have to go around knocking on people's doors and telling them I'm somebody else. - Steven Wright

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an agnostic? Someone who goes door to door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross Jehovah's Witness with a Mafia hitman ? Lots of converts.

Why do mobsters hate Jehovah's Witnesses? They hate all witnesses!

These Jehovah's Witnesses are sick of the 'turn the other cheek' way of spreading the word. Answer the door or else!

What does Hannibal Lector call a Jehovah's Witness? Free delivery! - Jay Leno (that one is a little over the top)

I could never be a Jehovah's Witness... I didn't see the accident. As far as I know, Jehovah didn't hit anybody. - Greg Taylor

The Jehovah's Witnesses sex scandal started its first day in court today. When they knocked on the door of the courthouse, nobody answered the door. - David Letterman

I saw justice in action today for the first time ever. I went out for breakfast this morning with my girlfriend, saw a Jehovah's Witness lock himself out of his own house. Kept ringing the bell. - Lou Eisen

Ask a Jehovah's Witness: If Jesus were in the hospital and needed an operation, could he get a blood transfusion from God?

I learned something the other day. I learned the Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't like strangers going up to their door and annoying them. - Bruce Clark

Somebody was knockin' at my door the other day. I went to answer the door, it was a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses.
I said, "Yeah. What do you want?"
They said, "We're not interested." - Rodney Dangerfield

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Jimi Hendrix - Your Favorite Songs from Him ? U-tubes Welcome !

by flipper in

jw
friends

one of the, if not the greatest guitarist ever really influenced modern rock and roll as well !

here are my favorites from him.. 1. all along the watchtower.

2. hey joe.

thetrueone

Some people were meant to play guitar Jimmy Hendrix was one of them.

This video was was of him playing at the Woodstock Festival in 1969

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHC9bxQkLCQ&feature=player_embedded

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The Rolling Stones - Your Favorite Songs from them ? U-tubes Welcome !

by flipper in

jw
friends

thetrueone

This video has Angelina Jolie in it prior to her being a big star

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufp0RANigro&feature=related

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Strange Words in an Old Book

by cameo-d in

from an old wt book entitled enemies by rutherford, p. 293. .

'peace and safety; we have silenced all opponents.'.

i guess i never realized that "we have silenced all opponents" was their definition of "peace and safety".. i wonder what they have in mind to accomplish that?.

thetrueone

Its all just bunch of babel gloop in an effort of self empowerment to place themselves as gods true intermediary.

Which is exactly the same thing the Mormons do and bunch of other religions.

What better way to increase the circulation of the printed literature and make more money.

Too bad the bible didn't particular say anything against the selling of his will and purpose.

Rutherford talks down on to other people in his book and their selfish greeds and interests and then drives around

in a couple of Cadillacs and builds and lives in a mansion....... right.