TheHypnoToad

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  Got to go

  by DJK in

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  michael said, "just a minute i have to go pee.

  " the teacher responded by saying, "that would be rude and impolite.

  what about you peter, how would you say it?

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  Letter from mom... A memorial tract!

  by Fleshybirdfodder in

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  i'm now part of an elite club of memorial invitees.... my mother mailed each of her satanic children without any hope for the future a one page tract reminding us of this important date.

  no accompanying letter, no "how are you?

  " nothing but the rhetoric filled tract re-explaining how we can all benefit from this "important occasion".. my one sister was a pioneer and a missionary, my other sister was a pioneer.

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  Did you have a favorite food at the assemblies (when they sold it there)?

  by kitten whiskers in

  1. jw
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  hubby and i got on the topic last night.

  he was wondering what i was eating- a frozen jello pudding cup.

  i remember getting them at the assemblies, especially the hot summer district assemblies.

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  Just got the weirdest "Clippy" message from Microsoft Word!

  by AlmostAtheist in

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  i was typing up a post and trying to sound sort of like a watchtower writer, intending to mock them.

  i guess microsoft must be in bed with the watchtower or something, 'cause this message popped up: .

  weird, eh?

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  Songs to make an '80's Guy (or girl) cry.....

  by avishai in

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  another thread inspired this one, and i'm making myself a lil' compilation.... i'll start.

  "just like heaven" the cure.

  "please, please let me get what i want" the smiths....

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  Thanks for the "Daily Text"

  by TheHypnoToad in

  1. jw
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  my mother just sent us a daily text.

  well i needed it.

  it was quite useful, i used it to kill a bug and throw it (bug and daily text) away.

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  Automation

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  at the vending machine a man put a coin and watched powerlessly while the cup failed to appear.

  one nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it.

  now thats real automation!

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  This might be me in a few years.

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  2. humour

  a senior couple decided to go shopping one day, and split their efforts by going separate ways.

  near the end of the shopping event they decided to get together for lunch.

  as the woman was on her way to the rendezvous point, she heard a traffic warning on the radio that a car was driving in the wrong direction up ahead.

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  you got male

  by BlackSwan of Memphis in

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  2. humour

  a little boy goes to his father and asks .

  "daddy, how was i born?

  " the father .

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  Lets rearrange the letters

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  dormitory: .

  dirty room .

  presbyterian: .

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