''Ahem, call to meeting to discuss current shunning policy'' (GB director speaking)
''Who here thinks we should lighten up on the severity of shunning of disfellowshipped persons?'' (All hands are raised save one or two)
''Who here forgets what will happen if we let them talk to those who are disfellowshipped?'' (Silence)
''Ah-ha, did you all forgot that if we let them talk to those who have left for doctrinal reasons, they will be free to tell all their friends and famiy the real reasons why they were disfellowshipped...which means more will leave, which means, well, less contributions....''
(everyone starts nodding)
''Ok, show of hands who is favour of keeping current shunning policy'' (all hands are raised)
''That's what I thought brothers, meeting adjourned.''