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THEODORE JARACZ HAD A STROKE!!!!

by whereami in

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can anyone confirm this?.

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http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/jehovahs-witness/tul86bkvngncsk63u.

ninja

don't want to hijack the thread or interrupt....(not my style)......but I heard theodore jaracz just had a stroke.....any truth in this rumour?......thanks in advance

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If Wolverine were a JW...

by outofthebox in

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elder: brother wolverine, we need to talk to you about something.... brother wolverine: what's it brother?.

elder: if you want to be an ms, you need a haircut.

we can't let you even pass the microphones if you doesn't loose that beard.

ninja

wolverine's arse must be in a terrible state when he wipes it

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Question about "marking" in the congregation

by Olin Moyles Ghost in

can one of the resident scholars settle a disagreement about the current jw practice of "marking"?.

my understanding is that marking works this way: suppose annie is a jw who persists in an activity that is strongly frowned upon by the society--but is not a df-ing offense (for example, she is dating a non-witness), then annie gets counseled by the elders.

if annie continues to date the unbeliever, then the elders may decide to "mark" her.

ninja

because I'm marked....brian and sharon gault won't allow their kids near my house......even though all the other kids at the hall are allowed....not to worry....their kids are a couple of brats anyway.....he he

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I'm Thinking of Getting A New Tattoo

by StAnn in

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something nice, tasteful, not too big.

maybe on my left hip.

any suggestions?.

ninja

nothing too big on your left hip.....hmm....lemme see.......knowing the size of women's hips.......a scale drawing of the titanic?

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I'm Thinking of Getting A New Tattoo

by StAnn in

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something nice, tasteful, not too big.

maybe on my left hip.

any suggestions?.

ninja

just kidding stan

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My multiple personality disorder is gone!

by outofthebox in

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hey!

remember when i first started posting (scared to death) in this forum?.

i told you then that i was writing in behalf of others too.

ninja

I have multiple personality disorder and my other personality has alzheimers.........I keep asking myself....."where am I?"

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snubbed by the dubs...

by undercover in

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as most of ya'll know, i'm not dfd or dad, just faded and i've commented about how i still have some contact with some jws that i used to associate with.

only on rare occassions do jws that i didn't know that well to begin with treat me as persona non grata...no big deal, i usually couldn't remember their names to begin with so it wasn't like i was being shunned by family or friends.. this story begins at the mall, where i was with my wife (*sbm), not my favorite place to be...but the sacrifices we have to make sometimes...you married guys know.... anyhoo, we're in a common area near the food court, deciding if we wanted to get a snack or just hold out for real food in a real restaurant somewhere else, when a "sister" we've known for years spots my wife and comes up.

we've known this person for over 20 years...we go way back.

ninja

that is absolutely sickening......it makes me feel so angry..................................................that you went shopping with your wife........he he

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