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  WT:1958-1959

  by Anti-Christ in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i just got a hold of the wts from 1958-59 so i would like to know if any one has some interesting things i could use in them to show some of my jw "friends" and relatives that the wt contradicts itself or things that are total lies that can be easily proven?

  i also have wt and aw2005.

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  ninja

  Atlantis comes through for us again....woo hoo.....and also welcome to the board ecan 6
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  URRRRRRRRR

  by Missanna in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i am getting so tired of people telling me what is wrong with me and that i have left jehovah!!!

  i'm so angry.

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  ninja

  send him a picture like the one in your avatar with your tongue sticking out...with the addition of your middle finger pointing skyward
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  what song do you want played at your funeral?

  by ninja in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what funny song do you want played at your funeral?......what about ..."burn baby burn....disco inferno"...or...."living in a box"...more please

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  remember funeral is an anagram of "real fun".....what about "burning for you"
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  Comments You Will Not Hear at the 5-6-07 WT Review (Resist Demons)

  by blondie in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  comments you will not hear at the 05-06-07 wt study (march 15, 007, pages 26-30)(resist demons).

  review comments will be in red.

  wt material from today's wt will be in black.

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  ninja

  resist denims...wow they really hate those cotton trousers don't they?....(psst its demons ninja...not denims)....dyslexia is a horrible affliction.....by the way ..what is DNA..???...is it the "National Dyslexia Association"
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  DESCRIBE HOW YOU WILL DIE

  by Terry in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  how do you see your own demise?

  a long, slow, painful illness?

  a quick crash?

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  ninja

  I don't know but I know it won't be alone...I'm taking others with me........just kidding ...no pm's please....he he ninja
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  First impressions of Dallas

  by Crumpet in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi all - well i got here a few hours ago.

  the flight started off well, but i got over greenland and suddenly got very ill - high temperature, and nausea.

  i called the flight attendants who moved to the back and in the process i fainted.

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  ninja

  hey crumplestiltskin ........one corona!!!!....one coro-!!!...one!!!! and then bed.....the spirit of oliver reed is alive and well I see....muhahaha.....just kidding ...have a good time and tell the condemned to enjoy their last hours of freedom....
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  Wiki article about Bi-Polar disorder - wondering if anyone can relate

  by needproof in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/bipolar_disorder .

  to quote the article: .

  the depressive phase .

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  ninja

  I will have a word with myself and get back to you on this
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  How "little" does it take to make you happy?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  some people seem to need a lot to be happy, while others are happy just with the minimum.. what small thing made you happy lately?

  your husband perhaps.... .

  ok, for me, a sunny warm day, and i'll be outside and walking around and happy.

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  ninja

  that was the question I asked my wife when she first saw me naked
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  The series "Lost"

  by free2beme in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i don't get to watch this series on it's scheduled night, but i do keep up by watching it on the internet.

  this year a lot has been revealed, but like always, a lot has not.

  basically it seems the island has some special powers, a box that gives you what ever you want, and people see this ben guy as a leader.

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  ninja

  I got the dvd series but can't find it...get it..."lost"....ahem...I'll get my coat
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  Name Things Witnesses Make Big Deals Over

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  have you ever seen a witness get absolutely giddy over placing a measly tract with a neighbor and get up on the platform and tell the "experience" of how the neighbor actually said that he'd read it!

  big deal!!!.

  in our hall, they loved to applaud over the dumbest things!

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  ninja

  one time they started to get hot and bothered when I brought a 12 foot statue of molech to the hall...I was just arranging the candles at the base and getting the sacrifice ready.....when I felt a tap on the shoulder......honestly...they get annoyed over nothing