can I suggest some? hunt the apostate......fastest finger finder scripture....(no Obadiah...too difficult!).......hey that reminds me....I used to I used to annoy witnesses by saying..."do you know the bible says......then give a stupid example....i.e.....that everyone will have a dog in the new system?)....yep its in Zedekiah chapter 3 verse 19 and wait for them to find out there is no Zedekiah....they would look for a while and not be able to find it......then I would tell them.....muhahaha....annoying ninja
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20Will there be any competitive sports in the new system?
by JH insince everyone will be young and in top shape, i wonder what sports will be permited, and will competition be permitted?.
the williams sisters play competitive tennis, and that seems to be ok, but on the other hand, some young jw's aren,t allowed to play competitive sports at school..... .
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Movie Clips That Have Made You Flinch
by Clam indear all,.
there's not much that makes me wince, not at the movies anyway, but those things that have, have inevitably stayed in the memory.. i saw it a long time ago at the cinema, but the reservoir dogs scene where michael madsen cuts a policeman's ear off to the track stuck in the middle with you, was one such scene.
certainly couldn't watch it again.
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don't flatter her clammy
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Will there be any competitive sports in the new system?
by JH insince everyone will be young and in top shape, i wonder what sports will be permited, and will competition be permitted?.
the williams sisters play competitive tennis, and that seems to be ok, but on the other hand, some young jw's aren,t allowed to play competitive sports at school..... .
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warlock...he didn't get the joke.....whoooosh...straight over his head
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Movie Clips That Have Made You Flinch
by Clam indear all,.
there's not much that makes me wince, not at the movies anyway, but those things that have, have inevitably stayed in the memory.. i saw it a long time ago at the cinema, but the reservoir dogs scene where michael madsen cuts a policeman's ear off to the track stuck in the middle with you, was one such scene.
certainly couldn't watch it again.
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my wedding video when I had...(under duress I may add) to kiss my mother in law....mind you it stopped her talking for a second.....I can still feel the moustache to this day though........crinja
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A guy came to Bishopbriggs hall,Glasgow once and was trying to nail a picture of snow white and the seven dwarves to the wall...he had a hammer and nails....a few brothers "persuaded" him not to do it...all the time he was walking by everyone with his thumb down...saying..."boooooo booooo down with the elders"......the guy was mental and even he knew that something was rotten in the state of Denmark.....still didn't get the 7 dwarfs analogy though....I loved distractions like that...only thing was the meeting was about to start and he spoilt my sleep........grrrrrrr....stomp stomp stomp......slam!!!!
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Can one man be an Island? Bumping into old workmates - awkward
by needproof ini like to consider myself a bit of an island.
some might call what i do anti-social.
as an island, i have to face inescapable facts - those being that sometimes, i must travel to the mainland.
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sign me up too....I very very rarely talk on the phone....just got a mobile last week (for a free playstation 3).......used it once since then...absolutely hate small talk....but I am civil to folk....I hate it when you do that "never noticed each other" dance....it takes nothing to say hello....I was going into a shop last week when a witness...an old friend.... Terence Monaghan is his name...hi Terry if you're reading this....pretended he didn't notice me 4 feet in front of him when he was coming out of the shop.....maybe it was the stocking on my head and the double-barrelled shotgun...but he was an ignoramus......grrrrrr....stomp stomp stomp....see you've got me started........SLAM!!!!!!...ouch.....caught my finger in the door....its one of those days.........muhahahahahaha
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Why do you support having sex out of marriage?
by free2beme ini work with a lot of people who are very sexually active.
which should mean they are real happy, right?
after all, isn't sex the best feeling in the world and that is why we have such a strong internal sex drive.
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highlander said when you are married you have little or no sex....just to let you know me and my wife have sex all the time......just not with each other.......muhahahaha....kidding
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Anti-aging News: Powerful Pomegranate
by metatron inif you can afford to take only one natural anti-aging substance, i'd say pomegranate juice might be the.
right choice.
http://www.lef.org/magazine/mag2007/may2007_report_pomegranate_03.htm.
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I too drink pomegranate juice...only thing is ...I've got big red spots on my face with wee pips in them
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DNA & SOFT TISSUE CONFIRMED IN 68 "MILLION" YEAR T-REX !
by Perry inpress release 07-038 .
ancient t. rex and mastodon protein fragments discovered, sequenced.
68-million-year-old t. rex proteins are oldest ever sequenced.
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a dinosaur and soft tissues linked?.....must be a tyrannosaurus andrex
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How do I get a Witness to do some deep research on Russell? Any Pointers?
by NotaNess ini feel most witnesses don't know of the history behind russell and the beginnings of the society.
they're bent on "origins" of things, but we know that the wts keeps material and knowledge to a minimal on the origins of the society, and specifically russell.
to a co-worker, i hinted at the pyramid memorial about russell, and he said he didn't know what i was talking about (a 20 year jw veteran).. any pointers on how i can ease the subject into "forbidden" conversation around the witnesses at work?
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Give him a shovel and a map to that masonic graveyard where he is buried....let him take it from there....