What was that comedy show where the guy with the british accent calls the hardware store looking for tubes of black "CAULK"?
Butters
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Am I Being Silly?
by love2Bworldly ini have always loved accents, whether they're british, irish, scottish, australian, whatever.
i think they're so cute.
i have always wanted to date someone with an accent (of course they have to have a lot more than the accent going on).. now that i am to be divorced soon, i keep thinking next time i date (won't be for a while--i am just daydreaming about what i want) i want to meet someone with an accent.. since i don't have a lot of money to travel to other countries, am i just being silly?.
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The Human Race
by Butters inshalom everyone,.
i have come to the conclusion in my lab, (and no it's not a meth lab), that the human race is absolutely, beyond any reasonable doubt, stupid.
the human race is indeed the silliest form of life on the planet.
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Butters
No ..Nope... I tried that the other day at the zoo. All I got was a really bad smell from them. They seemed reluctant to speak about any of this. I'll get to the bottom of this though. You can count your Rosary beads on that one. Or if you prefer the BenWah type, those too.
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The Bible's Candid Nature as a Proof of Divine Inspiration
by under_believer inone of the proofs the witnesses (and others) use as proof of the bible's divinely inspired nature is its supposed candor in exposing israel's and others' flaws.
if it were written by men, the argument goes, they would have hidden their failures, inadequacies, and weaknesses.
so, we see moses taking credit for producing water from the crag; we see all of the israelite kings who "did what was bad in the eyes of yahweh.
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Butters
That is probably very true Satanas... The violence was much worse then depicted I would have to imagine. Then again, the winner of wars always iggagerates HIStory.
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The Human Race
by Butters inshalom everyone,.
i have come to the conclusion in my lab, (and no it's not a meth lab), that the human race is absolutely, beyond any reasonable doubt, stupid.
the human race is indeed the silliest form of life on the planet.
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Butters
Well I certainly don't think my dog is going to respond anytime soon. I figured while we are all here I would ask a fellow dumb person. Some of us are dumber then others you know.
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Why are there different blood types
by purplesofa inwhat makes one blood type different than another?.
and how many different blood types are there?.
and how come there isn't just one type of blood?.
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Butters
There is A, B, and O, and then AB- and AB+, O negative and positive are interchangeable I think. I have type "Delta 9 Tetra Hydra Cannabinol"... and 50% AB-.
God wanted there to be trouble during wars, so he mixed up the blood types when he confused the languages at babel. He wantd to make sure that the future of the Blood Bank Centers of America were going to have to work for their efforts. Jehovah's Organzation was.... OH SHIT...Who am I kidding with this crap...
Who knows??
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Weird JW youtube
by StillGroggy inanbody else since this youtube video with a crazy, gun wielding jw character.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q5ad9dttjjm .
thoughts?
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Butters
Oh my gosh that was terrible.
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The Bible's Candid Nature as a Proof of Divine Inspiration
by under_believer inone of the proofs the witnesses (and others) use as proof of the bible's divinely inspired nature is its supposed candor in exposing israel's and others' flaws.
if it were written by men, the argument goes, they would have hidden their failures, inadequacies, and weaknesses.
so, we see moses taking credit for producing water from the crag; we see all of the israelite kings who "did what was bad in the eyes of yahweh.
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Butters
Here's my favorite verse. No matter who wrote it or what some scholar says I like this:
1Co 13:1
If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am become sounding brass, or a clanging cymbal.1Co 13:2
And if I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.1Co 13:3
And if I bestow all my goods to feed the poor , and if I give my body to be burned, but have not love, it profiteth me nothing.1Co 13:4
Love suffereth long, and is kind; love envieth not; love vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,1Co 13:5
doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not its own, is not provoked, taketh not account of evil;1Co 13:6
rejoiceth not in unrighteousness, but rejoiceth with the truth;1Co 13:7
beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.LOVE, YOUR FRIEND, BUTTERS. PEACE AND JOY PEOPLE. LOVE YOU ALL.
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Butters
Right... They are both me. That's not the point. The Butters was gone for almost a day. Now I can log back on. I couldn't for a while and created that TTT account.
Sorry for the confusion.
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Did you ever wonder who the inventor is?
by Frannie Banannie ini'm talking about inventions that are supposed to make our lives a little easier, more convenient, more pleasant....... take for example that new-fangled flashlight that's been in tv ads for the past year.
it doesn't require batteries.
that's just wonderful, because battery-operated "conveniences" can have expensive feeding habits.
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Butters
The man who invented that flashlight is none other then......
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2nd Corinthians 3
by Butters ini want to get a solid opinion on this chapter from everyone.
2nd corinithians 3 is a major set back for those who believe in keeping the 10 commandments.
possibly.
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Butters
Hi, Well, I don't go to church either. God never told us to go to church. He told us to individually keep the Sabbath. A day of rest is a gift. It's a day off from the 6 days of work we are commanded to do. The benefits come later in the Kingdom. Not during this life. But I choose to do this without any religious organization telling me how to. I choose this alone and in my own heart. That's the big difference between true worship and being part of the borg.