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  What do you call a...? (corn warning!)

  by AuldSoul in

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  on ian's thread, chiddy inspired me to start this up.. what do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the city dump?

  phil.. what do you call a woman with no arms and one leg standing on a street corner?

  eileen.. what do you call a chinese woman with no arms and one leg standing on a street corner?

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  What kind of light did they have on the ark? Flood lights!
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  Elders with STRONG personalities....

  by JH in

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  2. friends

  there is an elder in my congregation that has a very strong personality.

  he drove volkswagens and many bought the same make as he did.

  we had another elder back then that drove a dodge aries and another elder who had a peugeot garage and he sold so many second hand peugeots to members of the congregation.

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  Sorry F-F, they weren't really window washers, that seems to be the stereotypical dub on this forum. They were pretty much just under-educated guys trying to support their families. Also, I heard that Taurus were going to be cut from the production line. I thought Satan was the ruler around here! Did you guys ever hear that pioneer joke about what kind of car they drove in the garden of eden? well, I actually don't know exactly because I don't have my bible handy, but it was a Honda because a scripture said they all were in one accord. bu-dum-dum!
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  Possibly overdone topic - panda world

  by XU in

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  what did you think you would be doing in the paradise?

  like after all the garbage was picked up and the 2nd dead were buried?

  i thought i would get a house with a creek running through it and play with animals.

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  What did you think you would be doing in the paradise? like after all the garbage was picked up and the 2nd dead were buried? I thought I would get a house with a creek running through it and play with animals. Then I would get to know everything there was to know about how the earth worked, and learn to swim underwater without coming up for air. Maybe jumping off a cliff cuz there was no death, like in Ground Hog Day. I ran out of things to do in my mind, but I wondered what you guys had planned?
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  Are You 'Dreaming of a White Christmas' yet?

  by AK - Jeff in

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  oh, come on - somebody had to do this thread!

  my stereo is rending xmas music as i type this - a wonderful celtic version of "the christmas song".

  snow is flying outside my window - and i am getting in the xmas mood already.

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  I'm still eating trickortreat candy. somebody help me stop!! JK. We are planning on a roadtrip east - Montana, Idaho, North Dakota, can't think of what's east of that. Maybe end up in Chicago. Who wants apostaguests for x-mas??
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  Dealing with the Different Personality Types on this Board

  by The wanderer in

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  or life in general can prove to be quite challenging at .

  times.. having been a lurker before making the commitment to.

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  I haven't really seen what you post of. But, I did notice a battle going on over semantics on a ufo thread. It seemed one person would ask a question and then go on a tirade over a response given because it wasn't in the language or perspective from that person. does that make sense? but, whatever the motivations, it did feel violent to my psyche just reading it. as a dub, i was so so clever and mean and i was rewarded for it. i have learned that kindness is strength and wisdom together, not being naive and dumb. I like reading warm fuzzy posts. I also like reading frustrated posts. But mean, angry posts aren't doing me any good.
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  did you listen to the kingdom songs on CD?

  by dobbie in

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  just wondering if anyone else had the collection of kingdom melodies on tape or cd and if you ever listened to them?i ordered the whole set of 9 cds 2 yrs ago and donated over 100.00 for them!

  !was just thinking i could have bought a nice winter coat with that!i used to play them at home all the time, even in the car or when we had the group meeting at our house.i used to love one particular song cos it had a full orchestra and would play it over and over again.some of them were pretty cheesy though - one song was sung in opera style but not the words she she 'ahd' it all the way through - horrible!was anyone else as sad as me and did you actually pay for them?i regret it now cos they're all in the attic and can't bear to use them ever again..

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  No no no. Can't stand those songs. Hearing clips on youtube gives me the willies. Unrelated, but good: my husband makes music and makes his own tapes to sell (cds now), but my grandma had about 300 W/A tapes and my mom let me have them. I gave them to my husband, (before we ever dated) and he recorded his albums on them and sold them to people. I really hope people got the message.
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  Hypothetical ? for u. What if armageddon really did come...

  by *jeremiah* in

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  2. beliefs

  ok, here's a hypothetical that i'm curious about.. what if armageddon really did happen?

  not necessarily according to jw terms or timetable, but at some point it happens in your lifetime.

  would any of you return to the jws?.

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  i agree with lowden 100%. I imagine if my stony little heart was back in Noah's day, I would be waving to the ark while floating on a tree branch next to all the other little innocent creatures getting annihilated by a jealous, insecure, jackass of a creator. Give me my hailstone! Don't put me in that kind of eternity, puh-lease!
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  Who is DF/DA or Fader???

  by mama1119 in

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  i was just wondering, how many dfed to we have on here compared to da or faders??

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  DF'd 94, RI'd 95, DF'd fer life 1999.
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  My poem on Myspace...

  by ZeroKool29 in

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  if you have myspace please go check out my latest blog post, "children of jehovah" <a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendid=36883057&blogid=187857759&mytoken=40b6a581-fc76-481e-aa3421882e079f2414959318> here</a>.

  i'd appreciate whatever feedback you can offer.

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  uhh, i guess i don't know what i'm talking about. i just used some live links on another thread. sorry for the misinformation, someone else will have to show you how. thanks for being my friend.
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  My poem on Myspace...

  by ZeroKool29 in

  1. jw
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  if you have myspace please go check out my latest blog post, "children of jehovah" <a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendid=36883057&blogid=187857759&mytoken=40b6a581-fc76-481e-aa3421882e079f2414959318> here</a>.

  i'd appreciate whatever feedback you can offer.

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  Hey I just joined the JW club on myspace. also, live links aren't allowed on here, so we all have to copy and paste. i'm jamming to your replacements song, it's so cool.