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  I wonder are they connected

  by mana11 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i just couldn't help myself... i had to join these images....

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  SoCal101

  Love it! Looks about right to me!
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  Curious JW Insurance salesman...

  by cognitivedizzy in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  found this interestinga week ago...recently i had a brother who does life insurance for a living call me to see if i was interested in a offering, since i was keen on taking up a insurance policy for my 1 year old daughter for her education purpose 20 years down the line i told him that he can come over,fast forward todayhe comes over with his manager (not a jdub) and we have a long chat about the various long term insurance plans... i found it very strange that a guy who believes that the world end is imminent would be so keen on selling me a policy with a tenure of 20 to 25 years .. in my mind , i'm thinking " is he serious ??

  "well after i agree to buy a policy for my child and specifically stating that its for her future education to pursue whatever higher education she likes, the manager encourages me saying " that's amazing , cos of education will increase in the future so on etc "... btw i live in a developing country when education is not free...so i'm done with all the paper works and the manager leaves, so its just me and the brother ( who is a ms by the way )i asked him, doe she really think i made a good choice paying for a expensive insurance plan for 20 years with good returns considering the end was so near..he was dumbstruck i aksed the question, he took a moment and hesitated and said this !!!

  !he was like "i don't ever think the world will end anytime soon "do i sense another dissenter .... perhaps a fellow man.... i'm excited :)

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  SoCal101

  I remember my dad, back in the 80's, getting extremely upset that there was a brother in our hall selling insurance to others in the congregation. He said that they were showing lack of faith that the end was so near . Unfortunately, his tune remains the same.
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  Creative Ways To Get DFed For "Brazen Conduct"

  by JW_Rogue in

  1. social
  2. humour

  okay, so here's the idea let's try come up with some creative ways to get dfed under the new "brazen conduct" rule.

  i'll start:.

  continuously schedule get togethers at your house on the same night as the meeting, invite the entire congregation and see who shows up.. go to the memorial and drink the entire glass of wine but don't eat the bread.. regularly go to nude beaches and tell people that's what adam and eve would do.. get a jw.org tattoo on your neck and tell people you count hours anytime somebody sees it.. when a preteen brother or sister gets baptized tell them they are also ready to start driving.

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  SoCal101

  First, offer to house-sit for any of your favorite elders, while they go on vacation. Then

  1. Reenact the CADDY SHACK candy bar scene into their pool. No pool? The bathtub works just fine
  2. Order tons of porn on pay-per-view.
  3. Take selfies banging the local hooker in their master bed, post online and then text images to brother elder when you know they are on their way home. Use Mrs. Elder's undies to clean up.
  4. Use congregation directory to prank call everyone from the home phone. Do not block number. And hell, since you have that kind of access, you might as well order everyone pizza delivery, as well!
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  Nicest thing a JW has ever done?

  by aintenoughwiskey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here is a change of pace, what was the nicest thing a jw has ever done for you or you have seen done?

  it wasn't all bad all the time!

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  SoCal101

  When I was a teenager, I went with my girlfriend and her family to the DC in Salt Lake City. On the way home, 7 hours away, she gave me an excellent hand job under the blanket in the back seat. That was pretty nice I would say! She did the same thing in the stairwell at the hotel where we all stayed.
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  Why must sisters wear skirts?

  by purrpurr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and or dresses?

  just what is wrong with a smart pair of trousers?

  i'm sure that the women would not start behaving like men or imagining that they have a dick!.

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  SoCal101

  I do think it is a ridiculous rule! But fellas you have to admit, there was nothing like a hot sister in a sundress pounding the service routine on a warm summer morning!
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  Is it necessary to prepare for the Watchtower or book study?

  by BashfulAshG in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  all of my years in the truth, i never understood why we had to study before each meeting.

  the contents are self-explanatory with the answers to the printed question within the first or the last sentence of the paragraph.

  then, commenting never made sense, especially comments and experiences that don't answer the printed question.

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  SoCal101

  Just more control on you life by controlling your time. Used to hate it when my dad would make us study for that crap!
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  JWs now distribute Christian Rock (soft) music videos!

  by freein2004 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  https://youtu.be/qxcft4hbyam.

  this is from the june broadcast.

  it was introduced during the last ten minutes or so of the broadcast.

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  SoCal101

  GOOD GOD!! That shit is horrible!! Going to have to go home and rinse my ears out with turpentine!! And what is up with the girl and her screwed up make-up?!
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  Paraplegic JW example used at assemblies

  by Alfred in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it seems like every time our circuit failed to meet the field service goals set by our co, the very next circuit assembly would invariably include a talk that mentions a chronically ill paraplegic sister who would dial the phone with her tongue to make return visits or conduct bible studies... i must have heard this experience at least 6 or 7 times in the past 20 years or so.

  and every time i heard this recycled talk, they would add even more guilt-inducing twists to it.

  to me, it eventually became way to difficult to believe...

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  SoCal101

  a chronically ill paraplegic sister who would dial the phone with her tongue to make Return Visits or conduct Bible Studies

  "Did she also float across crocodile-infested streams in her iron lung, in order to attend the meetings?"

  Yeah and she did it with a pencil in her ass!
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  A Total Waste of Time "In The Field"

  by OnTheWayOut in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i am walking down the street in a spanish neighborhood and two men, obviously jw's, are standing between houses writing furiously on their tiny slips.

  i am nearly a block away approaching and they just kept writing the whole time i walked up.

  i finally arrive to pass them and they are still both writing.

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  SoCal101

  Grew up in Spanish congregation. We would have to search for the Spanish-speaking households by knocking at every 3rd or 4th door. We would ask the householder if they knew if any of their neighbors were Spanish-speaking and then off we would go. We would put hours in at the Lilly-white neighborhoods without ever having to give a presentation. Then maybe the one or two Hispanics we found in those neighborhoods usually spoke better English than the rest of them! LOL Loved it!

  Now the hood was a different story!
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  In your opinion: What would a teacher of the English language say about the way Anthony Morris III speaks?

  by LogCon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  considering the language, wording and grammar of anthony morris iii, if a teacher on the english language, at a prestigious university were to analyze anthony's public speaking, what comments and conclusions would they come to?

  i say public speaking, because i would assume that an individual would be more careful with their words when spoken in public, than in private.

  serious comments would be appreciated, however, i realize that outlaw and a few others are probably on a page of their own.. .

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  SoCal101

  Teacher would have slapped his silly ass upside the head and told him to stop speaking like a douchebag! No disrespect to Masingel.