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  The Tata Nano

  by changeling in

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  http://jalopnik.com/343003/the-2500-tata-nano-unveiled-in-india.

  they are so cheap, you could by two, 'cause everybody knows it's best to have two "tatas"!.

  sorry, couldn't resist.... changeling.

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  'cause everybody knows it's best to have two "tatas"!

  Duh, one for each hand....
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  SCAN OF THE LATEST QUESTIONS FROM READERS!

  by deaconbluez in

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  "Obviously a disfellowshipped person, waiting for their common-law wife to get home, so they can both plot to rob another bank and spread sexually transmitted diseases to as many handicapped children as possible."

  ROFL-LMAO!!!
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  Pounding through my head

  by freeme in

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  hi friends!.

  mentally im out of the org, but stay in it because of family, friends and wife.

  most of the time im pretty happy, until i remember that this wont last forever.

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  Woohoo!

  That's one of the CDs I have in my car right now.
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  Do you find yourself funny?

  by JH in

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  do you ever laugh at what you do, or just laugh at what others do?.

  i think i laugh more at what i do, than what others do....yep i find myself funny.. .

  people think i'm nuts most of the time.... so, what's the funniest thing you did recently?.

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  Pardon my trailer park humor....

  What is funny? Everyone has their own opinion. Some people find comedy in the misfortune of others, such as when a tropical earthquake passes through or when someone gets a bad case of raidies. Others find less destructive forces of nature comical such as canapillars, orviculture, or hyposuction. It's no peach and cake telling whether someone is going to laugh at a particular joke or not. You basically have to rely on denial and error. A lot of times, even if someone doesn't think a joke is funny, they'll laugh if they see you laughing -- gorilla see, gorilla do. There are even those who think food is funny. Cracking up when someone orders sweet and powered chicken things or when they eat a ja-LA-pen-o for the first time. So basically, humor is a catch-23. What comes around is all around and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize to make people laugh. Just like anything else, though, comedy is affected by the laws of supply and command. Make my words, it doesn't take rocket appliances to make someone else laugh but if you do it right you can get two birds stoned at once by making them laugh and entertaining them like Indianapolis Jones in is kha-HA-kee pants.
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  a website that NAMES JW child abusers?

  by feenx in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  has anyone come across a website that people can report and publicly name jw's who have abused them?

  silentlambs has the option to report someone and you can check states where reports have been made.

  however no names are publicly disayed.

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  I wonder if the WTBS Legal department became aware of it if they would take action to shut the site down

  I'm pretty sure they would. I can't think there would be a bigger piece of damning evidence against them.
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  Hall Build Plans and tithing (is this common?)

  by Burger Time in

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  my brother called me today and said last night at the meeting there was a talk about building a new hall.

  they went over the 3% interest on the loan and all that jazz.

  then they passed out contracts to individual congregation members.

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  He also said that on the form if you gave over 3,000 dollars it would be considered a loan but you couldn't charge interest.

  Then why does the society charge interest when they loan money to a congregation to build a new hall?
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  Do you find yourself funny?

  by JH in

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  2. friends

  do you ever laugh at what you do, or just laugh at what others do?.

  i think i laugh more at what i do, than what others do....yep i find myself funny.. .

  people think i'm nuts most of the time.... so, what's the funniest thing you did recently?.

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  I laugh at myself often, sometimes the laughter is in frustration, mostly it's in those moments of reflection and acceptance of something.

  Well, it doesn't take rocket appliances to realize that we have to laugh at ourselves to be happy.
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  Do you find yourself funny?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  do you ever laugh at what you do, or just laugh at what others do?.

  i think i laugh more at what i do, than what others do....yep i find myself funny.. .

  people think i'm nuts most of the time.... so, what's the funniest thing you did recently?.

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  I believe I can turn a phrase or two...
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  Dumping out my purse

  by sweetface2233 in

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  ladies, how many of you have had this happen?

  your cell phone is stashed in your purse and it starts ringing.

  you plunge your hand in, hoping to grab it and begin the call.

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  Abandoned - nice try, she's my role model

  Durn it, foiled again.....
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  Dumping out my purse

  by sweetface2233 in

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  2. relationships

  ladies, how many of you have had this happen?

  your cell phone is stashed in your purse and it starts ringing.

  you plunge your hand in, hoping to grab it and begin the call.

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  Reminds me of being at the bar, and this one woman I know went to pull something out of her purse, but along with the item came a maxi pad stuck to it. I almost friggin' died laughing!

  Why is that funny?