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  ELDER'S WIVES AND CHILDREN

  by minimus in

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  have you ever noticed how some elder's families are the worst example in the congregation?

  some wives lord it over the rest and think they are special , while some kids get away with all sorts of things because of big daddy.

  have you ever had a problem because an elder's family got away with something and you got blamed for it?

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  Elders_Kid

  seems like alot of elder's kids got crapped on

  Tell me about it.

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  S77/S79 forms

  by Elders_Kid in

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  does anybody have a scanned copy of the s77/s79 forms that are filled out by the judicial comitte when sombody is disfellowshipped?

  i would like to see what type of information they sent to mother-borg when i was d/fed.. also, can you get a copy of the information in your file in brooklyn or at the local kingdumb hall?

  seems to me that, by law, they should be required to provide you with the information in it... your employer has to show you your personnel file if you ask to see it.. thanks for any help you can provide.

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  Elders_Kid

  Osarsif- Thanks for the link.

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  ok, now that we have history of names...

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  ... i've always wondered about some of the picies people have in their profiles.

  what does your picture mean, and why did you pick it?

  is it something serious, or funny, or totally meaningless?

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  Elders_Kid

  My picture is supposed to be a baby carrying a beer bottle, smoking a cigarette and peeing all over the place. Not sure that it means anything really, just thought it was kinda funny. I can't get it to animate though. Any suggestions? Thanks

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  Lawyer jokes

  by larc in

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  2. humour

  lawyer jokes...... i have a few, i hope you can add some too.

  what do you call 300 lawyers at the bottom of the river?

  answer: a pretty good start.

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  Elders_Kid

  Anybody know the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

  One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

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  How can I make them leave me alone?

  by 67mustang in

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  does anybody know the best way to get jw's off my back.

  i live in a small community and i can't just yell at them.

  i am getting rather angry and it may come to that however.

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  Elders_Kid

  LOL @ Farkel
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  Any muscian types on j-w.com?

  by pomegranate in

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  yes no?

  any examples on the net?

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  Elders_Kid

  I used to play guitar back in high school. When I got the boot from my parents house when I was D/F I quit playing. Now I have mastered the art of playing the radio. I have played the radio all over the country, in some of the biggest cities in America and parts of Canada. But mostly I play the radio in my car, while traveling around my home town. If you are interested in seeing me play the radio you can contact me and I'll see if I can schedule an performance in your area.

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  S77/S79 forms

  by Elders_Kid in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  does anybody have a scanned copy of the s77/s79 forms that are filled out by the judicial comitte when sombody is disfellowshipped?

  i would like to see what type of information they sent to mother-borg when i was d/fed.. also, can you get a copy of the information in your file in brooklyn or at the local kingdumb hall?

  seems to me that, by law, they should be required to provide you with the information in it... your employer has to show you your personnel file if you ask to see it.. thanks for any help you can provide.

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  Elders_Kid

  Does anybody have a scanned copy of the S77/S79 forms that are filled out by the judicial comitte when sombody is disfellowshipped? I would like to see what type of information they sent to Mother-borg when I was D/Fed.

  Also, can you get a copy of the information in your file in Brooklyn or at the local Kingdumb Hall? Seems to me that, by law, they should be required to provide you with the information in it... your employer has to show you your personnel file if you ask to see it.

  Thanks for any help you can provide. Feel free to e-mail me. [email protected]

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  WHAT I'VE LEARNED!

  by Deli King in

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  what i've learned

  i've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

  i've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and standing in lines.

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  Elders_Kid

  AS I MATURED I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

  I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

  I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

  I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

  I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

  I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

  I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

  I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

  I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

  I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

  I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.
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  The Meaning of Names....?

  by SpiceItUp in

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  there are some that are obvious and then others that just baffle me to no end..... yes i am talking about your user names.... do any of you have stories behind them or are they significant for some reason or are they just a word you made up?.

  mine...well its easy.... i got the nickname of spicy back in nov of last year when i dyed my hair this crazy red color and the name of the color was "spiced ginger".

  the rest of it is because i love to make things more interesting---- sorta of like adding a bit of spice to the stew (hopefully i come across as that as well .

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  Elders_Kid

  Hmmmmm, this one should be fairly simple.... my dad is an elder. That, and I didn't think that Simon would approve of Son_Of_An_Ignorant_Old_Bastard.

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  JW's Public Service Announcement

  by StinkyPantz in

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  2. current

  i'm sure i'm not the first to post this, but it's my first time seeing it.

  i thought the acting was classic!

  you just gotta see this, i never thought i'd see a public service announcement from the watchtower society.

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  Elders_Kid

  Now there is a waste of precious TV air time!!! It's one of those commercials that would remind me that I need to change the channel to find something interesting to watch.

  By the way, when did they change their name to the "Christian Congregation of J-Dubs'?

  EK