I have been doing some research on Smurfs (alright, I was actually looking for Smurf pictures) and discovered some very disturbing information about them!
It would appear as though Papa Smurf is a COMMUNIST!
Here is photographic proof:
You can read all about there terrible conspiracy at:
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709/
Religion Stops a Thinking Mind!
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