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  I think I found a place to live!

  by flower in

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  i'm trying not to get overly excited cause i've been disappointed so many times but i think i have found a place and will be moving in a couple of weeks.

  i will be getting a phone call tomorrow either way and all signs point to yay!.

  finally i'll be out of this prison forever.

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  Good Luck!!! (((((Flower)))))

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  Taking a Trip With My Lady Friend

  by gilwarrior in

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  2. relationships

  this weekend i went out with my lady friend.

  we were talking about places that we wanted to travel to and about her birthday on march 15. we were talking about miami when i jokingly mentioned, "wouldn't it be cool if me and you could go to miami for your birthday?

  " it was just a joke, but much to my surprise she told me, "yeah that would be a great idea!

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  One more note... you think you have a "friend", but what you really have is a "cock tease".

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  Taking a Trip With My Lady Friend

  by gilwarrior in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  this weekend i went out with my lady friend.

  we were talking about places that we wanted to travel to and about her birthday on march 15. we were talking about miami when i jokingly mentioned, "wouldn't it be cool if me and you could go to miami for your birthday?

  " it was just a joke, but much to my surprise she told me, "yeah that would be a great idea!

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  Don't do it! RUN! It's a classic Bitch Trap!

  She is using you for the dinners and gifts (and anything else money will buy) - then going off and screwing some other guy. Trust me. I've been there.

  A few simple tests:
  1. Try to have sex with her. If she won't BEFORE the trip, then don't assume that she will ON the trip.
  2. Happen to mention that you two will be sharing ONE room and ONE bed.
  3. While talking about the trip, ask her if she is on the pill. If not, what “method” she prefers (asking this as a “courtesy” of course).

  If I were in your position, I'd dump her so fast it'd make her head spin and flip her off as I left. She is using and manipulating you by playing with your heart. Some women do it consciously others unconsciously. No, I’m not being cynical, just realistic. I’ve encountered this before and it hurts like a bitch when you realize that you are being used.

  (You women know what I'm talking about! I’m not characterizing ALL women in this light, but they’re plenty who will do this.)

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  Why are men so fascinated with Breasts?

  by butalbee in

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  2. relationships

  come on boys, tell me what is your fascination with clevage?

  do you dream of big breasts?

  does the cup size really matter?

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  hippikon,

  Hell! I'm go’in to the tiddy bar!!

  Seriously, I'm with SYN... men are programmed to like the boobies just like women are programmed to like the broad chest.

  It's in out GENES. (Yes, pun intended)

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  Can marriage survive infidelity??

  by butalbee in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  my best friend, jamilynne, comes over this morning for coffee.

  i haven't seen her in awhile, guess she had been busy........she's been really busy, i find out today!.

  she tells me that she cheated on her husband, with a man she works with.

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  I've got a dumb question: Why don't people share?

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  Is SEX all men care about??

  by butalbee in

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  2. relationships

  this thread is dedicated to all of the horny stud's out there who think with their penis: "big breasts, nice ass, i wanna mound her, blah, blah, blah...." i suppose then this would include ever man in the entire world, as horny as they are, just thinking about one thing and one thing only, sex...not that sex is a bad thing, sex is very nice, except maybe if you're a single jw, then your hand is your personal best friend.

  but even so, they still think of sex, they just won't admit to it, or have lost the key to their chastity belt.

  when a man see's a nice looking woman, what's the first thing they think about: "wow, wonder what she looks like naked", not "i bet she has a wonderful personality.

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  Oh YEAH LaDonna!!!

  Crack that whip!!

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  WT Applies for Holocaust Funds

  by DocBob in

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  2. friends

  check this out: .

  http://www.swissbankclaims.com/pdfs_eng/watchtowerbible.pdf.

  basically they are trying to gain a portion of the swiss banks settlement for their "holocaust education" work.

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  Mo' Money!
  Mo' Money!
  Mo' Money!

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  How many.....to change a light bulb?

  by Joyzabel in

  1. social
  2. humour

  freefallin e-mailed this to me and thought you all would enjoy it.. changing a light bulb the christian way.

  how many christians does it take to change a light bulb?.

  charismatic: only one.

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  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  anti-Borg bumperstickers

  by target in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i saw a bumper sticker today that said " i was betrayed by the baptist foundation and aurthur anderson".

  got me thinking.

  a good bumper sticker gets read by a lot of people.

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  Yellow sign in window: "Apostate on board"

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  Hospitality........Texas style

  by Makena1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the highlight of a recent business trip to texas - austin, dallas and houston was to finally meet in person - xena and tim, and andi and neil.

  what great, lovely people!

  thanks for making my wife and i so welcome and "at home".. we have all been through a lot - posted, chatted, emailed - but visiting in person is the best.. we have also made some wonderful friends locally too - mulan and her husband in particular.

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  Elsewhere

  Sounds good. Count me in.

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><