i heard one recently from a paramedic.
he said he uses the line "take off all your clothes, lay down on the stretcher and do everything the nice paramedic tells you".
i lauged so hard when he said it.
"Get your coat.......you've pulled"
"You'll do"
"You like sleeping. ......Me too.....We should do it together sometime"
"If I had to choose between winning the lottery or spending the night with you.......I'd choose wiining the lottery......But it would be real close"
"I am going to have sex with you tonight.....so you might as well be there"......yuk
yeah, sounds really 70's....... but i really wanna know!.
i'm an aries, march 24, so i'm on the cusp of pieces.. .
Libra abd I would say I am quite typical .......or I am
so i sent them this email:.
you might like to see this site: http://www.watchtowerletters.com.
it has a lot of correspondence with the brothers at bethel and gives a lot of great information.. thanks!.
It seems they take the approach of 'putting their hands over their ears, squeezing their eyes tight shut and loudly repeating NaNaNaNaNaNa'.
here's mine:.
i've fallen down many times, but i've always managed to arise.. i know the day is coming when i will fall down and stay down until someone lifts me.. sylvia.
.
Everywhere is beauty.
Leave your past behind.
It is the condition of your mind
That opens doors.
Lays down floors and
Holds your hand on your journey of discovery.
i love a good coincidence.
it is the closest i get to the supernatural these days.
how about this one.. a couple of days ago i was working from my home office and while doing so was listening to a bbc radio 7 re-run of the 1960's radio comedy, "i am sorry i will read that again", with john cleese etc.
HS
First coincidence........my maiden name was Leslie.....spooky or what......alas I am not a John.......though I have often wondered how life would be if I were of an alternative sex.
Bizzare coincidence has accompanied me throughout life.........I have been on an airplane returning from France, and a friend I had not seen for 5 years was on the same flight......I have been in a restaurant in London where the waitress that served me was Australian and had served me several years earlier in a restaurant I paid several visits to whilst holidaying in Port Douglas, Australia.......most recently I was sat in St Marks square one evening in October (my birthday present from my husband); as we sat sipping expensive drinks watching the string quartets I happened to overhear the people on the next table's discussion. They were made up of two middle aged couples and one said to the other 'Yes but its not Goadby'.....my ears pricked (I am coming to the point), so I listened some more, again the word 'Goadby' was mentioned. Goadby is a tiny village in Leicestershire of about 60 houses max, but it also the village where I was born and raised. I turned to this group and said 'Excuse me but I couldnt help but here you mention Goadby is that Goadby in Leics'......to which they replied 'Yes'. They had travelled to Venice on the Orient Express.......I had flown with my husband from East Midlands.......and of the 1000's of people milling around Venice we ended up sat next to 4 people who came from my home village.
There are more......but its enough to keep you going for now
Fi
from wales to london,,,4.7.
hope all are ok. orb.
Poppy
Glad to hear you and yours are ok.......I had the thought that many UK jws will now be busily nattering about 'earthquakes in one place after another'
We must sort our night out..........it is hubby's b/day over Easter so I am thinking of doing something Easter Monday.........if you are about.......are you up for a bit more singstar
Love
Fi
from wales to london,,,4.7.
hope all are ok. orb.
My experience is similar to Sad Emo.............a loud bang and a bit of shaking and our dog started barking........in general I dont think there was too much damage. A chimney pot fell down damaging someones leg................for those further south like Crumpy I guess they would have just felt a little tremor if anything.
Fi
Maybe JW pets should carry a 'no blood' card just to be on the safe side.............hee hee
this is one of my favourites at the moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tybljeadfde.
enjoy.
oh and this is great for putting you in a great mood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPUZqcibh4E
try playing that loud in the car..............awesome
this is one of my favourites at the moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tybljeadfde.
enjoy.
