Posts by Lumptard

It really caused some tension early on, but my never-was-a-JW girlfriend understands my position and is supportive. It was the in-between part that was the problem...before I figured out what I really thought about the witnesses.

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How Is Your Heart?

by Qcmbr in

"how is your heart?

the heart, nevertheless, is intricately connected with the brain by the nervous system and is well supplied with sensory nerve endings.

the sensations of the heart are recorded on the brain.

Lumptard

Funny, and at the same time..........................not.

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The New Watchtower Arrangement and Breakfast Cereal

by OUTLAW in

in the near future there will be a watchtower that only jw`s can read.what you don`t know is,only jehovah`s witness`s with secret "decoder rings" can read it.....as many of you know,all dead jehovah`s witness`s are being sent to the wbt$.some will be stuffed and sent back to kindom halls.this will help bring up meeting attendance.the rest are being used in the new wbt$ breakfast cereal "dub puffs"..jehovah`s witness`s can get thier secret "decoder ring" by sending in 6 box tops from the new wbt$ breakfast cereal "dub puffs" and thier first born..buy "dub puffs" by the box or by the case..be the first to be able to read the watchtower in your kingdom hall!

!...outlaw

Lumptard

It's people! DUB PUFFS IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!....sorry, just finished watching Soylent Green

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To all active Jehovahs Witnesses!

by Rooster in

to all active jehovahs witnesses.

if jesus returns tomorrow and starts judgement day what will you say to the following?.

here is the christ, or, there!

Lumptard

Jesus would need to ask questions?

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The next big change... my prediction

by No Apologies in

jw
friends

with all the talk about the new watchtower format, i thought i would throw out an idea i had recently, on how the tower could solve its current cash flow problem.. .

its very evident that they do have a serious problem with declining income, and that the real cause of this was the switch to the donation arrangement.

although at the time, it seemed like a smart move that would avoid the nightmare and expense of paying taxes, its clear to see that it has had an impact on the bottom line.