Old Mother Hubbard went to the pencil
To get her green glass a bone.
When she got there, the paper was thin
And so her explosive dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the carrot
to fetch a/an ziplock of water.
Jack fell down and broke his finger,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her salt.
And when she was bland, she was very, very wicked fast,
And when she was bad, she was tasty.
There was a dusty woman
who vouchsafed in a shoe.
She had so many penguins
She didn't know what to do.
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Mad Libs!!
by reneeisorym inhttp://us.penguingroup.com/static/packages/us/yreaders/madlibs/madlibsgame2.html.
(don't look at anyone's answers until you finish -- it'll mess it up!).
fill in the blanks and post your answer.
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mama always said,
by John Doe inlife is like a box of chocolates.
you never know what you're gonna get.
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My mama always said, "This is forced fun! You are gonna have fun, even if I have to break every bone in your body!"
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new invention that will save lives
by shadowofbathory inlets say that i have invented a contraption that removes all contaminates ( organic and inorganis ) from any sample of water, including desalination process.. what would be your marketing plan ?
who would you approach initially?.
would you sell the technology to a firm that would take care of marketing and distribution?.
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Patent it.
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What I'll say to the next JW I meet
by mavie inme: "is it true you offer free home bible studies?
jw: "yes.
me: "is it also true you report the time spent preparing and teaching the study?
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I think a witness would answer "no" to the question about the special priviledge.
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Sept KM - how those "still in" can comment
by still_in74 inwell all, we know this is a big deal.
i for one will sit there during the discussion of this ariticle wanting to scream yet i will say nothing if i am not prepared, and of course i have to "comment" with an angle that doesnt arouse suspicion.. so here it is folks, we need to put together brief, very well worded comments to use during these meetings.
any takers?
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nice mavie, but I think the mic got shut off halfway through your comment.
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mental chess or the game?
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OKM 09/07 (english)- Just another brick in the wall...
by metaspy inok guys and gals, i (being the assistant to the magazine counter) have acquired the newest okm.. i have uploaded it to imagevenue.com: here.
hopefully that works!.
by the way drew, your translation was very close.
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Open mind, you are welcome. I am glad to do what I can.
My current cong is on the ball - my bookstudy overseer passed out the new OKM tonight!
wow, now I have 2 copies. What to do with the extra? Frame it for posterity?
I asked the sister sitting next to me what she thought of the Question Box.
Her response was "Who would be so dumb to do an independant study group?"
Crazily enough, that was not the response I was looking for.
So I guess this one is going to blow over like nothing ever happened.
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Watchtower crackdowns 2007 recap
by drew sagan inso i've been thinking about many of the different things the wts has put into effect this year in keep their strong hold on the flock: .
- a new edition of the watchtower for jws only that uses all of their insider terminology.
- individuals who are disfelloshipped, dissassociated, or have ceased association with the congregation should not receive the current literature.
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Watchtower study is an hour as Gopher outlined.
Sunday used to last 2 hours total:
15 min -> 3 songs + 2 prayers
45 min -> public talk
60 min -> watchtower study
soon it will be down to 1 hour 45 min! I can hardly wait.
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Kool-Aid Campaign anyone???
by SnakesInTheTower inso i was thinking with the new kool-aid edition of the craptower and the (now proven and confirmed) september 07 km basically telling us to only look at society literature, and the light getting brighter and brighter the noose getting tighter and tighter.. .
why not start a campaign to let the society we have noticed.
i would love to hear your thoughts and this wont cost any of us much money or time.. buy 2 packages of kool-aid (make sure it is that brand)...and preferably grape.
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Just keep me informed of the date, what to put in the envelope, and where to send it to.
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Kool-Aid Campaign anyone???
by SnakesInTheTower inso i was thinking with the new kool-aid edition of the craptower and the (now proven and confirmed) september 07 km basically telling us to only look at society literature, and the light getting brighter and brighter the noose getting tighter and tighter.. .
why not start a campaign to let the society we have noticed.
i would love to hear your thoughts and this wont cost any of us much money or time.. buy 2 packages of kool-aid (make sure it is that brand)...and preferably grape.
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so we are on? Or not?