You're all wrong. Some can recite the Bible forward or backward, but you get
a special prediction if you interpret it backward (it's like backmasking excdpt
with the Bible):
In the beginning, there was fire poured from above and a lake of fire--that
was the creation of the Earth.
God ejected everyone from Heaven.
Then they created religion as law of the land, such as in Israel, then Rome,
then Iran.
God disassociated Himself from the people on Earth.
Around the time they tried reaching for the heavens with towering spacecraft,
God saw them cover the Earth with pollution, even above the tops of the
mountains.
Now God even felt cruel about people and their waves of climate change
destroying the Earth and all life on it and saw he needed to preserve His
reputation with the rest of the cosmos.
(Notice: in my version you get a literal ark is--by this time, there are so
few animals they can all fit on a boat.)
People believed in snakes who misrepresented the tree of knowledge till no
one knew there was one or where their own sex parts were.
Then all the people were dead, then the animals were all dead, then the
plants were all dead, then the Earth was destroyed.
Then God and all the angelic people on the exoplanets in the heavens lived
happily ever after.
The end.
Granted, it's grim for people at the end, but a lot of reviewers don't like it
when you tie everything up with a happy ending. This is a critically acclaimed,
well-reviewed prediction that has at least a much a chance of coming true as any
I've heard.
