Posts by ex-nj-jw

i have bills to pay and gas is expensive and it's hard to make ends meet.. simon is in arrears, to the tune of like 10,000 posts.. if i knew this jwd thing wasn't gonna work, i wouldn't have quit my real job.. your financial aid is most appreciated.. your fellow servant,.

bro.

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I'm new!

by uhoh08 in

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hi everyone.

this is my first entry but i just wanted to know if any of you been able to convince your friends to come out of the "truth" and realize the society for what it really is?

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Welcome to the nuthouse uhoh! And to answer your question, no!

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Do Monkeys Pay for Sex?

by Priest73 in

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ok. i couldn't resist.

monkeys and sex.

two of my favorite things.

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Please give me a laugh

by mouthy in

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after all the drama that has been on so many posts .it got me very depressed .

you ( many of you ) say your my great-grand kids or kids.

well granny needs a lift.

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Well granny I can't top BB's baby laughing or the funny kitties. But something funny happend to me today. A patient came in today and her husband and daughter came back with her. The little girl was 3 1/2, she looked very sad so I said, "awe sweetie what's wrong"? She looked at her dad, promptly rolled her little eyes, looked at me and said "daddy won't kiss my butt"!

Her parents almost crawled under the floor. She had fallen get'n out of the car onto her butt and because we always kiss our kids booboo's she wanted daddy to kiss it and make it better!

I could hardly stop laughing. I guess you had to be there, huh?

Hope you are feeling better!

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new BS assignment, new threats.

by inkling in

ok, so after about 2 months of straight absence from my bookstudy, the elders shuffled me off.

apparently my current (actually quite kind, if a bit clueless) bs overseer was.

not being enough of a nazi.. my newly assigned bs has a (aforementioned in another post) dimwitted, socially obtuse, and.

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Tell them if you need their help, you will call them! How rude to impose yourself on someone like that Damn Elders!

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Does your pet do something funny?

by Hortensia in

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my cat monty is a scavenger.

every night he brings an odd assortment of items to bed - this picture shows a little sock, two little mittens, a catnip sack, and two cords.

it also shows little lavender sneaking up on him to steal the black cord, which she loves.

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My dog will stomp his foot at you. If he's barking to go out or wants to play and you ignore him, he takes his front paw and stomps it on the floor as a human would stomp their foot when angry. It's so funny to see him do this.

He loves to sleep on his back with all four paws in the air and snores like a banshee!

He patrols the yard for moles and when he finds them he plays with them, then brings them to us as presents. He even looks like he's smiling when he drops them at your feet all while wagging his tail. He seems to be say'n, look what I brought you!

He found a toothpick once, he came strolling into the room where we were watching TV with the toothpick in his mouth. I wish I had taken a picture of it.

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You have a favorite coffee/tea/beer cup or mug?

by TJ - iAmCleared2Land in

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you have one you use all the time?

despite a cupboard full of cups, there's one or two you always reach for?

i have two in my house that i use most often.

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Ok, don't laugh but my cell phone does not take pictures I do plan to update it next month

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