After all the Drama that has been on so many posts .It got me very depressed . Is there anyone on board who can make me laugh...Even smile I would appreciate it. No filthy jokes or filthy language if you please .
You ( many of you ) say your my great-grand kids or kids. Well Granny needs a lift. Are ya game ??
Please give me a laugh
by mouthy 49 Replies latest jw friends
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mouthy
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Vivamus
A lift, well ... uhm ... not in a very good day myself here. After my massage therapy designed to rid me of my headaches today - I got a killer headache with a vengeance. I found it to be very "funny".
So I dont have a joke or something. But I do have a big kiss for you dear Grace. You will always be the sweetest online Grandma for me. And I will never forget your comment on my "Good girls go to Heaven, Bad Girls go to Amsterdam" top -- You said "Bad girls go to Heaven too Viv".
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*summer*
Nothing funny comes to mind right now.
But what about a (((HUG)))
Smile, Granny...it looks good on you:-) -
BFD
Did you hear about the cow that jumped over a barbed-wire fence?
It was an "utter" disaster!
BFD
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momzcrazy
momz
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Snoozy
Mouthy I hope you are laughing right now because I am!
Those are some funny pictures..
Snoozy...
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BFD
Granny Joke:
"Oh, I sure am glad to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother's side). "Now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us."
The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked.
"He told Mommy that he'd climb the walls if you came to visit," answered the boy.BFD
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Hopefully this one won't start a flame war....
It's just in fun everyone....
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because, I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Lucy paused, smiled and said, "Then, I'd be an atheist!"
