'Bout time we re-established supremacy over the colonies in our sports!
Resurgent footie team; rugger team whipping wallaby ass. Looking good!
Now if we could only get a Swedish coach for the wussy cricket team!
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A deep and serious question for Francoise
by expatbrit infrancoise old chap:.
it has been noted that in several threads you have commented on how wonderful conventions are for, to quote your elegant phrase, "getting laid".. this raises questions in the minds of us (me?
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Francoise old chap:
It has been noted that in several threads you have commented on how wonderful conventions are for, to quote your elegant phrase, "getting laid".
This raises questions in the minds of us (me?) who never had any success whatsoever in this worthwhile endeavour. My conjugal exploits at conventions were limited to making eye contact seven times with the same young sister as we walked clockwise around the stadium in a group. (The sisters walked anti-clockwise. It was traditional.)
These questions include:
-how did you prise the subject of your carnal desire away from her parents/friends?
-where did you go for these rendezvous? Rumpy-pumpy underneath the speakers platform? Nookey in the out-of-use McDonalds concession? Or was it the under the blanket groping during the WT review?
In short, sir, further information would be greatly appreciated as to how the hell you managed to get laid at assemblies, and I didn't!
Thank you for your time, you lucky bastard.
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Proof Please!
by Francois inthe other day someone made a reference to "mountainous" proof of the existence of an historical jesus.. refusing to suffer fools gladly, the poster was challenged to produce this "mountain" and i haven't heard a peep of it - not that i'm surprised.
a bb friend with whom i carry on a regular private correspondence reminded me of this challenge, and i was wondering if the "mountain" or even a hillock is ever going to be forthcoming?
come on rex, where is it?.
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Fredhall: the ultimate refutation of natural selection.
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Spiritual Food at the right time?
by aud8 ini have another question.
i am a jw who is engaged to marry a catholic.
i have had all the talks etc from the elders and i am now 'marked' for the benefit of other young ones in the congregation i.e.
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Aud8:
If there was a study article in the WT every time a witness did something unscriptural, each magazine would be the size of the Brittanica.
In my time as a witness, I heard this many times. But, like all witness myths, there is never any real evidence. In fact, the magazines contain articles on fairly common life situations for a lot of witnesses, and these types of articles recycle pretty frequently, so statistically there will always be some witnesses who are experiencing those situations in real life.
In your case, you happen to be in this situation when a repetition of the frequent "not marrying out of the lord" warnings comes around. If there was an article on thieving, no doubt several witnesses would be in a situation related to thieving, and consider this Jehovah talking to them. It's simply wishful thinking and myth construction.
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Edited 'cause my typing sux.
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POLL - Elders vs Molesters
by Amazing ini wish to conduct a legitimate poll, or at least as legitimate as it can get on this forum.
unless you are or were a jw, please do not respond or make comments.
please simply give an answer, without extended comments.
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Funny story about VeniceIT
by Mulan inby popular demand, i am yielding to pressure, to tell a story about our very own veniceit.. in march, venice and her parents were visiting us here in washington state, and we all had dinner at our daughter's home one evening.
(my daughter posts here as princess) princess's son, 4 years old, was quite taken with venice and was showing her around the house.
he was going up the stairs ahead of her, and turned around, face first at her rather, ummm, er, ample?
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Holy smokes!
Ya know I'd completely forgotten about this thread!
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photo of 'the Princess'
by Mulan inthe regulars here may remember that my daughter starting posting here last week, under the name princess.
in chat, people have asked if she is pretty, and i say she is.
she also looks just like me, but thinner, and prettier.
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Mulan:
Your daughter is a veritable hottie. Takes after her mother, I see.
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photo of 'the Princess'
by Mulan inthe regulars here may remember that my daughter starting posting here last week, under the name princess.
in chat, people have asked if she is pretty, and i say she is.
she also looks just like me, but thinner, and prettier.
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Yeru:
Please see this thread regarding Venice's pointers: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=7309&site=3
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I refuses to be just an Ex...
by paradix ini stopped my activities today and started to ask myself: what now?.
could the life be this, to be an ex something, ex jw, ex preacher.?.
i think the big part of people who left the wts has arrived there in firs time looking for something more.. the big questions to be answered.
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Hmmmm...maybe I should change my name.
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I'm a Christian
by Erin4Christ ini can't believe you people!
how can you brainwash so many people into believing this crap?!?
if you'd like to try explaining to me what you believe, please email me because i'm only gonna come back here to tell people the truth!.
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Erin:
From the tone of your posts it would appear that you have made the assumption that all here are active jw's in agreement with the watchtower society.
You may wish to read the board a bit to correct that erroneous assumption.
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