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Eyebrow2
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Let's start a new religion and call it Gary
by Eyebrow2 inwhy gary?
i don't know...that name just seems right.. i am not sure exactly what the rules will be...not too many.
i do know that i want a position that has some power.
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Would You Tell The Local Press If You Were Summoned Before A JC?
by Englishman inmany years back, a friend of mine was summoned to appear before a disfellowshipping committee.
the relevant part of the story is here: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/17752/1.ashx.
so i was wondering if it might not be a good idea to emulate his course of action?.
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Eyebrow2
For me, I wouldn't bother. Religions have the right to exclude whoever they want. I wouldn't be df;d for anything very interesting to be in the press any way hahah.
Now, if it was for something like getting medical treatment for my child, reporting child abuse (speaking against another in the congregation regarding abuse etc), then yes, MAYBE it would be a good idea. I say that because those are things that other religions deal with too..at least the abuse part.
I don't think the press would be interested in a case where there is a jc meeting for fornication or drunkeness, etc...but the other social issues...it may help.
I will never go back and be a witness, BUT I do look forward when they get with the program and update how they deal with certain social issues. I think that the press being involved has helped some changes be made. That is good for everyone over all.
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A question for the ladies out there
by Eyebrow2 in.
okay...the guys were asked which they preferred, mary ann or ginger...now here is a very important question.. in your friendships with other women, are you mary or rhoda?.
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I have to say in high school I was the Mary, and my best friend was the Rhoda.
Okay...yes, I think I wanted the professor too...
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Feeling Vindictive & Like Causing Trouble
by Why Georgia inmy husband is a slowly and quietly fading away jehovahs witness.
i am not nor will i ever be a jw.
his mother is an absolute witch and i want to out her to her congregation.
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Eyebrow2
You are not horrible to have these feelings, not at all.
Dealing with mother in laws is never easy, even when you get along with them. I don't think you should waste any time or energy trying to show what a witch she can be though. It won't matter first of all, because you are not a JW, and the congregation will feel that your being subjective. But more importantly, this is your husband's mother. No matter how badly she and he get a long, it is never worth it to show your mother in law what a witch she really is. Trust me....
vent about it, do what you can to avoid if possible...but don't drop down to her level. It never works, and it could cause problems between you and your husband in the future. (Watch a few episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond...that show is funny, but so on the mark with many mother and daughter in law relationships haha)
Vent here all you want; it does help, trust me! I have a mother in law too. We get along now, but not at first, and she didn't make life easy.
Glad you are here!
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A question for the ladies out there
by Eyebrow2 in.
okay...the guys were asked which they preferred, mary ann or ginger...now here is a very important question.. in your friendships with other women, are you mary or rhoda?.
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Okay...the guys were asked which they preferred, Mary Ann or Ginger...now here is a very important question.
In your friendships with other women, are you Mary or Rhoda?
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Let's start a new religion and call it Gary
by Eyebrow2 inwhy gary?
i don't know...that name just seems right.. i am not sure exactly what the rules will be...not too many.
i do know that i want a position that has some power.
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Candid requests that the Church O Gary charities to include Boob Lifts to its needy members.
Absolutely, no boob enlargements, but boob lifting will be paid for through Gary's charitable services. After all, I think it is more important to pull them off the knees than to make them bigger, don't you ladies? We will review requests from wives and girlfriends for certain male enhancement procedures for their significant men as well, but I cannot guarantee all needs will be met. It depends on how much money can be raised through our marshmellow grill o thons and krabby patty sales. ( Mr. Krabbs is new convert to the Gary Religion, and has given as a sacrifice the recipe, including the secret ingredient.)
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Let's start a new religion and call it Gary
by Eyebrow2 inwhy gary?
i don't know...that name just seems right.. i am not sure exactly what the rules will be...not too many.
i do know that i want a position that has some power.
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I would not call our new religion, Gary, the Truth...never! I may refer to it as The Maybe. =)
Gary Buss can be the Supreme Ooompaloompa if he so desires. That position comes with a neato robe, hood AND a cane that has a hidden compartment full of M&Ms.
I wouldn't mind having Gary the snail come for a guest speaker series. Gary is very mysterious, don't you think?
I did have a Festivus pole here some where...I am going to make a new one when we can find another one of those carpet role things...cover it with aluminum foil. Perhaps George and his dad from Seinfeld can stop by to open the Festivus festivities. Maybe that Gary Church guy with the bass can bring some fish for our grilling needs.
I was thinking maybe we could steal that hot dog car from Oscar Meyer for some Gary fun.
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Let's start a new religion and call it Gary
by Eyebrow2 inwhy gary?
i don't know...that name just seems right.. i am not sure exactly what the rules will be...not too many.
i do know that i want a position that has some power.
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Why Gary? I don't know...that name just seems right.
I am not sure exactly what the rules will be...not too many. I do know that I want a position that has some power. Not dangerous power..just power to decide what desserts we have at our religious dinners. And a dark blue robe with a hood...oooo...
There will be some kind of alter...some kind of sacrifice...not so much animal or human. Maybe some burning of the hemp and marshmellows.
I think there should be some music...for some mystical stuff, throw on some Enya, etc....
I am thinking there should be at least 10 holidays a year that require use to have a day off from work to go to the beach to grill things.
Kind of a vague idea...of course members of the Gary faith will have input....so what should be some facets of this new religion?
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Adam was perfect,...Right?
by prophecor inmy wife and i were discussing adam being a perfect creation of god.
we as jw's, have always associated adam with being such, but she tosses me a curveball and does not necessairily agree to the standard jw theology.
she believes that had adam been perfect, the sins of the fathers would never have been visited upon his children, we would never have been locked out of paradise and all the ills of this world would never have been an issue.
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Eyebrow2
The big mystery to me is really this: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
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The Best and the Worst in Entertainment 2004
by Swan inhere are my picks for the best and the worst.
keep in mind i haven't seen every movie, tv show, or video game:.
tv.
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Eyebrow2
I adore Dead like me...had to buy the first season on dvd, cannot wait for the 2nd season to come out on dvd, and dying for the third season to start