Posts by crashfire451

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Child predators could face execution in Texas, USA

by Yizuman in

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this may be the best news all around.

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One night stands

by Crumpet in

how do you stand on one night stands?

and why?

i was really against them and said i never would again.

I think maybe I just don't really place a high value on sex. To me it's on a par with a really nice meal.

Damn, woman. Either you've discovered ambrosia, or your partners have done you a disservice. And no, I'm not implying I could do any better. I'm still trying to figure out what all this "little man in the canoe" talk is all about. I mean, what's more important, the little man, or the canoe? And what if the answer isn't static but ever changing? What if sometimes the little man wants attention, while at other times all that matters is rockin' the canoe? So confusing....

Personally, I think one night stands can be wonderful. I think it's all a matter of where a person is in their life. I spent years after escaping the borg enjoying the wonders of variety. Later, after a serious relationship ended as a result of my income going from young executive to jarhead, I enjoyed another few years of sampling the fairer sex. At those times in my life, all I wanted was to have fun and enjoy the company of attractive, intelligent ladies. I've been married now for just over two years, and that's wonderful too. Sex with a loving, trusted partner is outstanding for all the reasons that have been mentioned. Is it better? I think it depends entirely on where a person is in their life. And I don't mean to imply that people in a committed relationship are more mature or farther along in their 'growth'. It's not a measure of maturity, just preference.

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What were your favourite topics in the field service?

by JH in

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oh, i loved it when there was an earthquake someplace around the world, or famine or war just to make a juicy introduction... .

bad economic news also made a good conversation..

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"Good morning ma'am! My friend and I were out this morning talking with your neighbors and - um, wow, nice bath towel. What? Would I like to step inside for a moment? Of course, of course. Let me just send my friend here on to the next house and we can perhaps begin our discussion with the intricacies of pornea......."

But seriously, anyone ever have one of my field ministry fantasies come true?

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EMERGENCY! Need some ideas

by Satans little helper in

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so tomorrow is mrs slh's birthday and i need an imaginative idea for a present around $50.

she loves neckalces, handgabs and shoes so i've bought her loads of those.

i'm looking for something a bit more imaginative and i am stacked out at work today so don't have the time to trawl the net for ideas.

crashfire451

Thank you nrgnbk, now if I can just avoid having posts deleted....

Good quality perfume can last years and the memories conjured up by scents can be profoundly intense.

This got me thinking. Ever since I can remember, I've melted at the mere hint of Calvin Klein's Obsession. Any time, any place, any one.....doesn't matter. I'm instantly in a better mood, and the unfortunate lady wearing this intoxicating scent is instantly beautiful and therefore subject to my most embarrassing attempts at wooing. Never understood it. Years ago I stumbled into the knowledge that my mother wore that perfume for years while I was growing up. I was mortified.

Hasn't stopped me from following random Obsession-wearing women around in public places, though.