Thanks OOMP.
I'm in... pass the Prozac my way.
AlphaOmega
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Welcome to Camp Seretonin!
by oompa inwe hope you enjoy your stay.
our staff will work tirelessly to meet your every need.. for all those who have never been a jw, or are successful faders, we will supply you with many creature comforts.. for for former jw's who have disassociated themselves, we also provide unlimited cable and alcohol.. for those disfellowship we will also include recreational drugs.. for active jw's we even offer the latests high-tech meds orally, patch, but mostly iv-drip.. so welcome all and stay as long as you like, camp seretonin is a place you can call home.....oompa.
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Welcome to Camp Seretonin!
by oompa inwe hope you enjoy your stay.
our staff will work tirelessly to meet your every need.. for all those who have never been a jw, or are successful faders, we will supply you with many creature comforts.. for for former jw's who have disassociated themselves, we also provide unlimited cable and alcohol.. for those disfellowship we will also include recreational drugs.. for active jw's we even offer the latests high-tech meds orally, patch, but mostly iv-drip.. so welcome all and stay as long as you like, camp seretonin is a place you can call home.....oompa.
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AlphaOmega
Oompa - I see no ships.
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Happy Anniversary to Me!
by Crumpet innever one to blow her own trumpet (yeah right) i thought i'd come in and thank you all for three years of entertainment, life changing information, reunions with old friends and the making of so many new ones.. i'm glad i came here.. (wonders if what ip sec said on the trevor gate thread about this board being so nice three years ago was a dig at me....).
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oh yes and happy anniversary to fullofdoubtnow in advance for 24th october.
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AlphaOmega
Crumpet in leather?
Nvr...Calm Down !
Happy Anniversary Crumpet - enjoy the gig !
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Proving JW's got Jehovah's blessing in 1919. Difficult? Please Help
by oompa inwatkins: think about it, oompa --- just because they claim it's the only true religion doesn't make it so.
i'd say the proof shows otherwise.
for god to remove his blessing, he would've first had to have bestowed it.
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AlphaOmega
Alpha you gotta be kidding me! So many changes i am getting more confused as I go. I thought it was 1919, then I saw an older post that is was 1918, but jws/ibs were flunked out, but were approved in 1919.....What is the deal??!?!?!?!? heellllllp.....oompa
I'm not kidding - see for yourself
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/9/144617/1.ashx
What's an "honest-hearted one" to think ? So many changes... maybe it's a case of the writing department having continuity problems - or maybe they don't read the old cack before they write the new cack !
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Proving JW's got Jehovah's blessing in 1919. Difficult? Please Help
by oompa inwatkins: think about it, oompa --- just because they claim it's the only true religion doesn't make it so.
i'd say the proof shows otherwise.
for god to remove his blessing, he would've first had to have bestowed it.
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AlphaOmega
OOMPA...
Just read something and thought of you... and here you are on this thread !
The latest teaching on the subject struck me as being different.
When Christ inspected the "slave" in 1918, he found those anointed ones on earth to be faithful in providing spiritual "food at the proper time." Hence, Jesus, the Master, was pleased thereafter to appoint hem "over all his belongings." (Read Matthew 24:45-47.)
It is from the Jan 15th 2008 Watchtower...
I always thought that they had settled on 1919 !!!
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New WT fully scanned
by James Free inanyone got a copy that they can scan and post here?
also the annual statistics?
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Watchtower ONLINE DONATIONS
by AlphaOmega inanyone know if this has been mentioned in the congregations ?.
maybe it is so we can donate money for the literature that we download ?
http://www.jwgift.org.
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AlphaOmega
A quick look at Protx's website (who apparantly handle the transaction) seems to show that they may lose 10 pence per transaction.
So 90% of the money goes to the Watchtower.
These figures are for "corporate" transactions. Maybe they get a cheaper rate if they flash their charitable status around ???
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Watchtower ONLINE DONATIONS
by AlphaOmega inanyone know if this has been mentioned in the congregations ?.
maybe it is so we can donate money for the literature that we download ?
http://www.jwgift.org.
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AlphaOmega
Anyone know if this has been mentioned in the congregations ?
Maybe it is so we can donate money for the literature that we download ?
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Readers of Zion Watchtower 1902
by chasson ini don't know if it has been already scanned in pdf, but here is the scan of my own.. booklet of maria russell exposing the treatment of hers by charles taze russell:.
bye.
charles.
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AlphaOmega
Thank you... this should be interesting reading.
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Proving JW's got Jehovah's blessing in 1919. Difficult? Please Help
by oompa inwatkins: think about it, oompa --- just because they claim it's the only true religion doesn't make it so.
i'd say the proof shows otherwise.
for god to remove his blessing, he would've first had to have bestowed it.
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AlphaOmega
OOMPA... Is this the one that you are thinking of ?
*** re chap. 18 p. 105 Earthquakes in the Lord’s Day ***
Tremors in Human Society
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From the mid-1870’s, Jehovah’s people had been anticipating that catastrophic events would start in 1914 and would mark the end of the Gentile Times. This is the period of "seven times" (2,520 years) running from the overthrow of the Davidic kingdom in Jerusalem in 607 B.C.E. to Jesus’ enthronement in heavenly Jerusalem in 1914 C.E.—Daniel 4:24, 25; Luke 21:24, KingJamesVersion.Not exactly his return, but still a big pork-pie all the same !
Compare it with...
This from 1907
