And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Turkey. Then shalt thou count to three stalks of celery, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Oysters shalt thou not count, neither count thou rolls, excepting that thou then proceed to sourdough. Eggs are right out. Once the onions and herbs, being the flavor, be added, then stuffest thou thy Holy Turkey of Antioch and hurl towards thy guests, who, being hungry in my sight, shall devour it.
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