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  For the love of Jehovah God...

  by nvrgnbk in

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  please send money!.

  i have bills to pay and gas is expensive and it's hard to make ends meet.. simon is in arrears, to the tune of like 10,000 posts.. if i knew this jwd thing wasn't gonna work, i wouldn't have quit my real job.. your financial aid is most appreciated.. your fellow servant,.

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  GoddessRachel

  I will be more than happy to assist you.

  The "Faithful Slave" says that material ssistannce is a waste of time and that people in your situation need real help.

  That is why I am pleased to offer you our latest Watchtower and Awake magazines.

  These Bible based publications are being offered to you on a voluntary donation basis.

  Got any change on ya?

  OMG, PRICELESS, Honesty, you went full circle on his ass and now you ask Nvr for money! haha, Nvr, maybe you'd have more success asking the local congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses for some money. TIJMKO, you posted on this thread so you are banned forever. Rachel
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  Jehovah on cafe press

  by loosie in

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  http://www.cafepress.com/buy/jehovah/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_14857087/opt_/fpt_/c_666/.

  http://www.cafepress.com/buy/jehovah/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_13292728/opt_/fpt_/c_666/.

  http://www.cafepress.com/buy/jehovah/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.178423376/pno_178423376/id_22886788/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_.

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  GoddessRachel

  Personally, I really liked the one that says "I'm Jehovah, and you didn't witness sh*t!"
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  When someone is DF....

  by lavendar in

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  .....is it announced to everyone at the main meeting, or do they just not say anything?

  does the elder tell everyone why the jw is df?.

  thanks....i was just curious.. lavendar .

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  GoddessRachel

  In my area they used to do local needs parts about whatever the person was DF'd for the same night they made the announcement. Anyone else have this in their congregations or was it just a local gem?
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  For the love of Jehovah God...

  by nvrgnbk in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  please send money!.

  i have bills to pay and gas is expensive and it's hard to make ends meet.. simon is in arrears, to the tune of like 10,000 posts.. if i knew this jwd thing wasn't gonna work, i wouldn't have quit my real job.. your financial aid is most appreciated.. your fellow servant,.

  bro.

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  GoddessRachel

  LOL, Bizzy Bee, I appreciated the goat as well.
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  Fun Songs.... share your favorites

  by Scully in

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  here's a favorite of mine: escape (pina colada song).

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvdhzwk7cs8.

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  GoddessRachel

  Don't Worry Be Happy

  http://youtube.com/watch?v=yjnvSQuv-H4
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  For the love of Jehovah God...

  by nvrgnbk in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  please send money!.

  i have bills to pay and gas is expensive and it's hard to make ends meet.. simon is in arrears, to the tune of like 10,000 posts.. if i knew this jwd thing wasn't gonna work, i wouldn't have quit my real job.. your financial aid is most appreciated.. your fellow servant,.

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  GoddessRachel

  Dearest Friend nvrgbk

  In the name of JWD I request your kind assistance in resolving a small matter to our mutual benefit. I am the son the second assitant crown prince of slobovia. Due to an unfortunate incident involving some soldiers, a corrupt accountant, evil bankers and a goat I have $157,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in a bank account that I am unable to access. Some one named 5go has discovered that if I gain access to these funds I will own the United States of America. Should you choose to help me you can have 10% of this money as a reward for your kind assistance. Because I know you are a good and honarable man, when I own America you may have the state of your choice as a bonus. Also a set of very valuable Ginzu knives.

  LOL (Ginzu knives = very nice touch.)
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  My first JW encounter at the door in ages...

  by Gregor in

  1. jw
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  i am spending the week at my sons house in seattle to help him while recovering from knee surgery.

  i answered the doorbell and it was a young woman by herself.

  she read a scripture from james (can't remember) and offered me the a&w.

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  GoddessRachel

  I would have given her a "got Jesus?" bumper sticker in exchange for the birdcage liner, if I actually had any! (stickers that is)

  Worldtraveller, would you have called it that too, "Oh, THANK YOU for the birdcage liner! How sweet of you!"?
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  Have you noticed that disfellowshipped Witnesses are treated differantly?

  by isnrblog in

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  my family does not speak to me.

  i have no problem with that as they are pains in the ass.

  but during my tenure as a jw, i noticed that differant families would treat their df'd members differantly, even if they didn't live in the same household, often inviting them over for dinner, etc.

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  GoddessRachel

  Yes, I was completely shunned while df'ed. No surprise there as that is the nature of "disfellowship". What got me was how I seemed to be permanently marked somehow. I humbly crawled back into the religion, accepting everything they said and jumping through all the hoops happily, really fervently believing the whole thing. But I was never fully, fully accepted into the inner circle again. I was that wierdo that had been disfellowshipped, never as worthy as the others. Very peeving at the time.

  This is what happened to me as well. You are never good enough once you have been stupid enough to have to be "disciplined." No matter what you do.

  I also liked Country Girl's point about the scripture in Timothy they use all the time to show how we are in the time of the end, because of "no natural affection", when it turns out that the JW's are the most guilty of this!

  Rachel
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  My first JW encounter at the door in ages...

  by Gregor in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am spending the week at my sons house in seattle to help him while recovering from knee surgery.

  i answered the doorbell and it was a young woman by herself.

  she read a scripture from james (can't remember) and offered me the a&w.

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  GoddessRachel

  I haven't had JW's knock on my door yet and I wish they would! But I don't know what I would say...

  What would be a good thing to say to get them thinking without making them run away in blind terror?

  I have thought that maybe saying something like "I've read a book that was written by someone on your governing body and have all the information I need from him, thank you." What do you think?
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  Were U Surprised When Certain People Left The Organization?

  by minimus in

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  when certain "pillars" left the fold, were you shocked?

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  Minimus, were or are you an elder?

  I wish I had a way to find out if anyone who posts here is my old CO, who was just so smart and charismatic I can't believe he really believes it's all real.

  Rachel