Never mind the witnesses....everyone on the board round to mine for a party and I'm paying for everything....yes everyone...EVEN nvr.....he he
Be there in five....
my husband and i was talking about this the other day.
what would happen if one became very very rich, and our jw relatives learned about it?
what do you think they would be saying, or thinking?
Never mind the witnesses....everyone on the board round to mine for a party and I'm paying for everything....yes everyone...EVEN nvr.....he he
Be there in five....
i was just wondering what people's experiences with how the congregation decided how to decorate their hall, colour schemes and so on.
was the decision made by the boe without much consultation?
were many in the congregation upset at the choice?.
I do recall a vote at some stage on the interior of the prison KH but only out of 2 choices, bland and blander. The congo settled on blander. Brown theatre style chairs that were designed to give you a sore back. Bland brown curtains and beige paint to bring the two nauseating colours together. Memories
my husband and i was talking about this the other day.
what would happen if one became very very rich, and our jw relatives learned about it?
what do you think they would be saying, or thinking?
I'd donate a few new printing presses to the wbts. Very special printing presses. That print twice on the page. The first will be what they want printed. This however, would begin to fade after a couple of weeks to show the other page underneath it. This will feature topics such as the 607 facts, all the dates armageddon was supposed to arrive etc. Apostates paradise!
i recently picked up a copy of the original addams family tv show on dvd because i loved the movies, but never saw the original tv shows because my parents would not let me for jw reasons (presumably for demonism, witchcraft, etc.).
i'm about 12 episodes in and i don't know why this was banned.
ok, there's thing (a hand/arm), and a bear skin rug that growls.
Couldn't watch anything that was a cartoon as if I 'believed in them I may as well believe in Santa Claus'
i just wanted to bless jehovah's name, the only name that is above the heavens that can save mankind!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn't that kind of like an ant telling the other ants that they bless the gigantic humanoid, using their ant communication?
Does the giant humanoid hear the ants, even care about the ants, or even know the ants exist under the human's porch?
Oh right, the human left them an ant-written but giant-inspired book written in ancient ant language.....and the ants are always in fear of being exterminated by the giant....
They try to give gifts, make sacrifices all in vain....praying..where is the giant?...oops, giant just discovered ants....
RAID!!!!!!!
aka: armegeddon.
poor ants.
LOL! Brilliant! Now theres a good 'witness' to give next time a witless comes to your door...
tonight i got through to the karaoke final out of 8 folks ...next week there is another 8...the prize is 500.....woo hoo........if i win...cool.....but the buzz of getting to the final is good.....any folks want to come and see the final nearby......i would love the backing.........da karaokeninja
Congratulations & good luck!
Will ninjy be performing any kingdom melodies? May I suggest a rap version of 'Take Sides With Jehovah'?
Have another one...
this is my first dc with the blinders removed.
it seemed strange for some reason now, maybe my view of the org now is why.
today was super boring this time for me since i wasn't ignorant of the crap anymore, but i was suprised, that the "faithful and discreet slave" was hardly mentioned throughout the day.
Welcome to JWD Quartr!
Brilliant post. Yep, I came to the same conclusion myself. How can anyone say they are channeled to god when they keep getting things wrong? Brighter light? BS! Imperfect men running a perfect organisation? Pull the other one! I realised by coming up with excuses like those, you are either calling god a liar, or you do not have his direction.
great article and another whammy for wt defenses.... http://technology.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2102652,00.html.
china overtaking us for fast internet access as africa gets left behind.
one in five people in the world has high-speed lines but the gap is growing.
I guess we can expect many more Asleep! magazines on the dangers of the internet. You know the fraudsters, paedophilles etc. Wait That's the KH!
what is the wtbts exactly saying here because they don't let you make the truth your own?
besides nicknaming the religion "the truth", this is just another example of how the wtbts brainwash jws to think that the truth and the watchtower are the same thing.
i think this might be why jws, before hearing anything negative about the watchtower, already decide that it is false or they defend it.
Yes I remember it... Some crap that everyone truly believes the garbage fed to them.
Actually I started changing the "flavour" of the song "We're Jehovah's witnesses" at a night out...I started singing it with a swing beat (gotta stop drinking whisky)....imagine Frank Sinatra singing it speeded up....while clicking his fingers....."men make god's of wood and stone...(trumpets) dah dah...but the true God they've not known(yeah)....he is God almightyyyyyy.. as hes often shown...(double bass) bah dum bah dum bah dum................the company I was in didnt approve....sorry at the mo I have too much time on my hands......he he...and yes I'm sober ; )
Would have loved to be a 'fly on the wall' for that one...imagine the looks on their faces! Imagine the shock waves felt throughout the congregation as news spread.....
i received an email from a lawyer who has been studying with witnesses for some time.
he wanted to know my story, if i am disfellowshipped and if i have an axe to grind, in order to know if the information at jwfacts.com can be trusted.
i was raised a jw, my aunty and uncle, many cousins and grandparents are jws.
Brilliant letter jwfacts
I can't see how anyone can read it and continue to have anthing to do with that cult. You've done well.