Did I mention that I'm also a photographer? And I love the idea of the Apostate's Calendar.
Have camera will travel.
I think Wendy's closest, and since I am planning on going to Spruce Pine, NC the first weekend in August for the mineral festival, I could just pop into Asheville and get her on film (or disk, as it is).
And, in an act of pure generosity, I will be happy to accept photo applications for inclusion in the Apostate's Calendar via email and take upon myself the onerous task of making copies and sending them by private email to all the judges for calendar inclusion. I know, I know, but someone's gotta do it.
I think some good apostate props would be good, too. Maybe Venice standing behind a large cross with one foot on one side of the upright shaft and one foot on the other; with one knee on one side and one knee on the other; with one hand on one side and one hand on the other, with one... well, you know. And so on and on like that.
Then, see, I'll rent a red satin satan suit and go see Prisca. Lots of photo ops down under you know.
Whatcha think?
Where it is a duty to worship the Sun you can be sure that a study of the laws of heat is a crime.