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  Do you find yourself funny?

  by JH in

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  do you ever laugh at what you do, or just laugh at what others do?.

  i think i laugh more at what i do, than what others do....yep i find myself funny.. .

  people think i'm nuts most of the time.... so, what's the funniest thing you did recently?.

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  I think my humor is probably my best asset. (asset, is that a little donkey? )

  I find other people way funny and can appreciate humor that is not my own.

  I also crack myself up a lot with some of the stuff I hear coming out of my own mouth or that I type on here.

  The last funny thing I did that cracked me up is, I was talking on the phone to someone and wanted a bottle of water that was in the fridge. I had to set the phone down to cut the bottle of water out of its plastic handcuff thingy that keeps them all together in one place.

  When I had the bottle of water free, I picked up the phone and promptly placed the bottle of water to my ear and said "I'm back".

  LMAO, LOL, snort, tee hee.
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  If Your Aged Parent Asked U Not To Give Them Blood, Would U Agree?

  by minimus in

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  be honest.

  if your jw parent trusted you to comply with their wishes, would you honor their request?

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  If there was no living will, and the decision was mine to make, and I knew my mom or dad did not want blood, I would honor their wish.
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  The Problem with Atheism by Sam Harris

  by nvrgnbk in

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  the problem with atheism(this is an edited transcript of a talk given at the atheist alliance conference in washington d.c. on september 28th, 2007).

  to begin, id like to take a moment to acknowledge just how strange it is that a meeting like this is even necessary.

  the year is 2007, and we have all taken time out of our busy lives, and many of us have traveled considerable distance, so that we can strategize about how best to live in a world in which most people believe in an imaginary god.

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  Another problem with calling ourselves “atheists” is that every religious person thinks he has a knockdown argument against atheism.

  This is exactly why I call myself, and am, a secular humanist.

  I don't want to get into an argument with some christian zealot.
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  Jehovah's Angels are Sexist. No?

  by prophecor in

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  i'm only asking because when the angels fell from heaven, witnessing how beautiful the daughters of the sons of men were, they formulated for themselves, material, fleshly bodies in order to pro-create and do the nasty with some really ancient "hoochie mammas".

  no where are we given any indication that these angles ever had, nor did they even desire to have sex with us menz, well, humph,.... i guess we know which of the sexes are truly blessed, then.

  genesis 6:1&2.

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  Ever notice that when a horse and donkey mate

  What channel is that on again?
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  Bad things to say?

  by Aleman in

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  to the people in this forum:.

  "but if you have bitter jealousy and contentiousness in your hearts, do not be bragging and lying against the truth.this is not the wisdom that comes down from above, but is [the] earthly, animal, demonic.for where jealousy and contentiousness are, there disorder and every vile thing are.

  " - james 3:14-16.. -aleman.

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  Matt. 7:1 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged."
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  My friendss....

  by ajws in

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  my friends.... you are misguided.

  i do not mean to attack you, but i have a vew issues i would like to discuss.. first off... .

  witnesses the bible says that man cannot even comprehend heaven... how would anyone know that 144,000 people will live in heaven when the old testament says in the first book genesis and got parted the waters from the world and the heaven so earths population is almost 4 billion people... how is only 144,000 people... or as i guess 144000 godlike beings going to inhabit a world as big as that ... which brings me to the next point 144000 godlike beings f they are godlike then there are 144,001 gods which is polytheistic.

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  ARGUMENT FROM HAULING ASS
  (1) [Theist creates message board account and logs in.]
  (2) "GOD IS REEL AND ALL YOU HEATHEN ATHEIST INFEDILS WILL BERN IN HELL FORE-EVER MARK MY WERDS!!!!!!!!@#3FD"
  (3) [Theist logs off and never returns.]
  (4) Therefore, God exists.
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  Jehovah's Angels are Sexist. No?

  by prophecor in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i'm only asking because when the angels fell from heaven, witnessing how beautiful the daughters of the sons of men were, they formulated for themselves, material, fleshly bodies in order to pro-create and do the nasty with some really ancient "hoochie mammas".

  no where are we given any indication that these angles ever had, nor did they even desire to have sex with us menz, well, humph,.... i guess we know which of the sexes are truly blessed, then.

  genesis 6:1&2.

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  Eat your heart out prophecor.

  Sex with angels is sho shexy.
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  Advice Please

  by mouthy in

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  my modom is going ( all turns red) so sue my daughter & grand-son said i need a new whole set ... i have been to 4 computor shops ....two said not to get vista they are no good & three said xppro is no good ,the vista i can get for $799.00 the xp i can get for $698.

  can you give me advice on vista & pro please ....

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  Granny! Go to your room and no watching porn on cable for you!

  I personally don't see why your old printer won't work on the new computer.
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  Advice Please

  by mouthy in

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  my modom is going ( all turns red) so sue my daughter & grand-son said i need a new whole set ... i have been to 4 computor shops ....two said not to get vista they are no good & three said xppro is no good ,the vista i can get for $799.00 the xp i can get for $698.

  can you give me advice on vista & pro please ....

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  I'm confused mouthy.

  The prices you quoted in your first post, are those prices for a new computer?

  How old is the computer you have now?

  The buzzing from your speakers may be a loose connection. Have your daughter jiggle the wires to see if it changes.
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  What Does A JW "Learn" At The Meetings?

  by minimus in

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  correct me if you think i'm wrong but i don't think the meeting teach witnesses anything they don't already know.

  "getting reminders".

  i do not understand why anyone would want to leave the comfort of their homes to pretend that you're going to a "life-saving" meeting..

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  erynw

  How to sleep with their eyes open?